Yesterday I went to the Berkeley Bowl to pick up some veggies and guess who bagged my groceries?? Rene from Berkeley Bowl (I found his name out finally). Rene is the cutest little thing that walked this earth. He looks just like Misha. Like totally like Misha! Except Rene is a little bit of your typical Berkeley hipster. He has straighter hair than Misha but it’s in the form of a mullet…sorta of. And then he has a really long thin braid by his ear (hella Anakin Skywalker). But he has the angelic face of Misha. Anyway, he might sound gross to you but you kids know I love a hipster and if that hipster looks exactly like my sexy boyfriend…then I’m all over that shit…in theory…not in reality. Cuz I love my babes, Misha.

I’ve mentioned the bagger-hipster before to Nick and also to Misha…because for some reason I am always on the phone with one of them when I’m shopping for produce. Anyhoo, yesterday was my first encounter with Rene. He bagged my groceries! Yyyes! Huhnnns! I saw him walking over and I got all stupid nervous giddy like I do. He asked me, “Paper or plastic?” And I semi-grunted/laughed and then said “Uhh. Woooo. Heeeee. I brought my own bags. Snort.” And I quickly turned around and faced the cashier. Basically I’m hella sauve. Rene totally picked up on my awkward admiration and smiled and asked me if I needed any help out to my car. Now, I know he probably says that to everyone, but I’m pretty sure he meant it this time. I said no and smiled back…because if I asked him for help to the car that’s basically cheating on my boyfriend. Yeah, I’m crazy! Anyway.

As I left the store, there was a peal of thunder and out of nowhere there was a crazy downpour. Before, I made it to the car I was sopping … even though I had an umbrella. Mmhmm.