Dead at 2am » apples http://www.deadat2am.com Next stop... Whores! Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:07:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Shouldn’t Have Told Me What to Say Then http://www.deadat2am.com/2010/05/shouldnt-have-told-me-what-to-say-then/ http://www.deadat2am.com/2010/05/shouldnt-have-told-me-what-to-say-then/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 15:28:52 +0000 Benutty http://www.deadat2am.com/?p=2522 You see, the thing about being a field reporter is that, yeah, you can provide the editors with as many papa-papa-razzi photos as you want and tell us what to use ‘em for n shit, but we don’t really have to listen to you. We can change & embellish your stories as quickly as Nick eats apples, huhhhns. And don’t think we won’t outwit, outplay, and outlast you with our charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent. Because we will.

Like when Field Reporter Shawnito texted me the other day…

May 3, 2010 8:55 PM

Shawnito
[picture text]
I found Gary Jr.’s long lost panties in the Castro

Benutty
Hahahahahahahahahahahah ew

Shawnito
I know girl nasty bitch right

Benutty
Thanks girl I’ll blog it

Shawnito
Lol love it. I love being a field reporter for d@2am lol

Benutty
I love it too lol

Bitch, those are YOUR panties!

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Gary: I’m hungry
Benutty: I knew you’d want Second Lunch. Cometh to Nickory’s tonight. She’ll have apples to eat.
Gary: Only piggies stuff their mouths with apples.
Benutty: hahaha I hate that she wouldn’t let us take a portrait of her like that. Maybe when she gets skinny (by the end of April, per Lose It!) she’ll let us.
Gary: I will die.
Benutty: So will she. When we tell her it’s a portrait but really it’s a D@2 video of her death at 2am. The Cow-Breather runs up and shoves the apple down Pig’s throat while Troll fakes taking her picture.

Text from Gary to Nick, 8:45pm

Gary: I’ll give you an apple for your pig face

Nick to Benutty at Safeway, 11:55pm

Nick: I’m gonna eat hella apples when I get home

Text from Benutty to Gary, 11:56pm

Benutty: at Safeway with Nick. He says “I’m gonna eat hella apples when I get home”
Gary: hehe. Like a good little piggy.

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