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I hate when I accidentally hit a stranger and they act like I did it on purpose. Really… why would I do that?

Earlier today I was heading out of my office building to get some lunch, and I was following this lady. She was like this little small thing… like Amy. Well when she got to the door in the lobby to go outside she had a little trouble opening it (These doors are heavy mother fuckers). So I thought I would be nice and help her open it, but when I leaned over to help push the door open I accidentally kicked her in the ankle. I’m not talking like a hard kick, but just a tap. She stops in her place and turns around to give me a look, and I just looked at her and said “sorry”. Still standing in my way she leans down to wipe off her ankle while mumbling to herself “ugh fuck”. So then I felt bad and again said… “yea.. sorry about that I was just trying to help you with the door”. Then this bitch has the nerve to look up at me and say with a mean smirk…”well thanks for the help, but I think I know how to open a door”. I felt my face go totally numb from the attitude just thrown at me. Bitch do you know who you are talking to? So I moved around her and said… “well fuck you too bitch!”, and walked off. Consider yourself lucky… if I had been drunk you probably would have got kicked for real.

Now let’s think about this for a minute folks… who the hell purposely tries to kick someone for no god damn reason? So why you gotta get all pissed about it. I bet she works at Sephora. I hate those bitches.