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Style2010: Everyone Wants a Brooch!

Benutty — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:32:58 +0000

Girls! Everyone is wearing brooches now. I’m so ahead of the times and I swear everyone is copying my mami-style. Those assholes on American Idol are pinning ‘em to their cardigans & blazers and now, thanks to 3rin, I find out that sketch comics are spoofing the fad! Check it out:

Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)

Nick — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:20:32 +0000

This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA:

What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz.

I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I could play games all day and never get bored. By games I mean any board games, computer games, drinking games or video games. What I really need to do now is make up my own game and make millions of dollars off it. Then I would rub it in every-one’s faces and say “you ain’t gon get mine motha fuckas”.

Seriously though when is game night? I need to buy an easel, and a giant pad of paper so we can play Pictionary. What!

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Oh I’ll Mark My Spot Alright

Benutty — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:00:15 +0000

Thanks to 3rin I now have a new 3rd Obsession (1st Obsession is the Telephone video and 2nd Obsession is still Jiz). Three cheers for viral marketing campaigns.

And how much more sexy is Mehcad Brooks/Eggs knowing his stance on marriage??!!

Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)

Benutty — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:30:54 +0000

Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most?

I rarely watch live TV because I’m a professional Digital Video Recording Artist. I really hate commercials. All of them. And my roommate, 3rin, gets a wet vagina for them — sometimes she rewinds them and makes me watch them — because she works in advertising.

Look, bitches. I really hate this commercial. It’s a mess. And in the words of Ellen, “If it’s a mess then it’s a hot mess.”

Oops, actually I think I like that commercial.

D@2 Roll Call

Benutty — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:34:46 +0000

Sometimes I wonder if our readers get pissed that they have no idea what any of us look like. So in case you care to have a mental image of the tragic faces that post & comment on our blog, here ya go. I also threw in some snapshots I took of my parents & sisters in case you were wondering where I got this cuties-precious mug from.

Miss Cunt’s Class

from left to right
top: Nick (eating a carnitas taco), Jay (during/after work), Alfie (all the time), Gary Jr. (asleep)
middle: Misha (winking), Shawnito (at work), 3rin (drunk), Benutty (confused)
bottom: FrankieRose (Benutty’s straight sister), Momma Benutty, Poppa Benutty, Rayho (Benutty’s lez sister)

D@2 Blogger Fails to Make Olympic Team!

Benutty — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 04:33:16 +0000

Thanks to the masterful detective work of my roommate, 3rin, we were able to unearth the infamous story of that time last summer that Nick trained for the Olympics. Too bad homepig didn’t make the team. Maybe next time. Oink!

Remember: If you can’t love yourself, then how the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an ‘amen’ up in herrre??

Shouldn’t Have Said It Then

Benutty — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:07:54 +0000

I can’t help, but give a huge shout-out to my adorable family that I recently learned is addicted to the blog. And what better way to pay my respects to them than to put them on blast via a conversation with Nick!! Then Nick starts ranting about his coworkers! We’re all very happy that people are enjoying our posts and we love champes so much. Oh. We love y’all, too.

Feb. 1, 2010 11:58 PM

Benutty
Called my Aunt F today and all she wanted to talk about was our blog. Then I see on Facebook that FrankieRose and my Aunt M were discussing how to add the blog to their iPhone home screens

Nick
Oh no!! Hahah I love it. Love your family. Messes

Benutty
Such disasters it’s where I come from

Nick
It’s good. I’m glad people like it. Like how when I walked in to work 5 different people were like “ooo who was the Debbie Downer?” Lol.

Benutty
LMAO 3rin asked too!

Nick
So good!!!

Shouldn’t Have Said It Then

Benutty — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:23:41 +0000

Even my conversations with my roommate, 3rin, are horrendously evil. My bad.

Jan. 14, 2010 2:45 PM

Benutty
Just ordered 3 boxes of girl scout yummies

3rin
Yay fat girl

You’re eating them all not me

i was talking about myself. Lol.

hahahahahaahhahah

I might put that on the blog lol

do it

I will fatty

Btw that latest Jessica and Hunter video KILLED me

So good! Fucking amazing

tlc’s 800 pound teen

Ew!!

HOARDER!

Precious,

Benutty