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Baa Baa Black Sheep Dies @ 2am
Jan 7th
I do love the Black Sheep but she kills me. she gets her name because she loves to wear all black all the time and one day I made the mistake of telling her to add a little color to the mix….. so cut to the Black Sheep strutting in with her purple chucks on and a smile on her face like she just won a million dollars. I don’t hate the shoes but like always she had them on with all black and no other form of purple that could be seen. so this is what went down the last few days:
Wednesday- Black Sheep was dressed in a blue and white button up shirt with bluejeans on and the purple chucks.
Thursday-Black Sheep was dressed in a top that I tried to give her credit for by calling purple/blueish and she corrected me and called it ” Arctic Blue” with black pants and the purple chucks
Friday- Black Sheep is dressed in a purple tank top over a black long sleeve shirt and bluejeans 
but wait…….the bitch wore blue and white shoes……….. 
I give up.
That is all.
Dear www.deadat2am.com,
Feb 1st
Do you think that if I submit enough posts in succession right now that I can just erase Gary’s video of me dancing from our home page? How many posts do you think it’ll take? Please get back to me ASAP. I need people to not see that.
Desperate,
Benutty