Fueled by red wine and dark beer, Alfie lives his life for humor and entertainment with an insatiable thirst for good times. You can often find him in front of a TV watching (or yelling at) sports, zipping around on his bike, or defeating his friends at Catan.

It used to be that Alfie was among the nicest people in the world, but we are all chameleons; the average of the people we hang out with the most. And so it is that he is now too a stone cold, sharped tongue catanimal.

So although he appears to be a small, happy-go-lucky, person… watch your back you’re no safer with this one at 2:00am!

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