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Nick v. Shalita Double-Double

In order to prove what a goddamn mess she is, your Honor, I’d like to call the defendant, Shalita Double-Double, to the stand.

Rests,

Nick

Proof Gary Jr. & Benutty Are Messes (Part 1)

So let me set the stage… Gary Jr., Benutty, and I are heading to IKEA in Emeryville to pick up some cuties little nick-knacks! (Get it… NICK-knacks). Anyways… Gary Jr. has been gushing over this Scissor Sisters song called Invisible Light for the last couple of weeks… mostly because of the part in the song that Sir Ian McKellen does. By the time we find a parking spot at IKEA, Gary’s favorite part of the song is about to come on, so he makes us sit in the car and wait for this part to end… the following is a recording of that moment, and proof that these two bitches are messes (not that we all didn’t know that already):

Yes, there really was a guy watching them dance around in the car.  Such god damn messes.  I love it.

We’ll Be Back

We are off camping til Sunday afternoon.  We’ll be back then.  Enjoy your weekend and this very special clip from Gary Jr.

We Are Easily Amused

Gary Jr. and I are easily amused after only 1 beer.   We lead a sad life.

Who Can We Talk Shit About, Let’s Think…

Nick: “Cuz that’s what we do best, really”

Gary Jr.: “mmm”

Nick: “Who do we both know that’s dumb?”

Gary Jr.: “Snooki-Rose?”

Nick: *Cute face*

Amelia Bearhart in Action!

It is not the whole performance unfortunately, but it is pretty good.

Dead at 2am: Part 5

Dead at 2am: Part 4

Dead Giveaway: Part 7 – Outtakes

Dead Giveaway: Part 6 – A Delicious Ending

Dead Giveaway: Part 5 – For Whom The Belly Trolls

Dead Giveaway: Part 4 – When The Lights Go Out