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Videos
Movies, Gurrl
May 7th
Nick and Benutty couldn’t decide what to watch a couple nights ago after Lost ended. This video details that account.
World Premiere Video of Sweetums
Apr 8th
Hey folks and troll babies–
I’m so sorry that I’ve been silent for so long. You see, I went to the Russian River Valley for a weeklong spa vacay with Misha. It was so much fun. We drank too much wine and made way too many babies. Anyhoo, after that we headed right into the studio. I guess I forgot to tell you all that back in October Kylie’s people (Steve Anderson, thanks Stevie) caught wind of my Sweetums series. They were in Oakland for her first concert in the States and checking out the local talent. A boa and a Divine tribute later, Kylie was eating out of my well-manicured hand. Or…I was eating out of hers. She loved Sweetums and immediately offered me a recording contract on the Bubbles Devere label. Yyyyes. Hunnies is now famous.
The world premiere of my music video was awesome. Kylie showed up. Gaga was there. Oprah introduced me to my adoring fans. I wasn’t given enough tickets to invite the hunnies. Oopsies. So I sent my film crew to the Haus of Hunnies to record them on premiere night. Enjoy!
Gifts
Mar 31st
Benutty inspired me recently with a post about Good Deeds. Yes, she was ridiculously tooting her own horn and then blogging about it which is anything but classy…but irregardless. Little did the troll lady know, but while she was buying dress as good deeds and leaving notes on her iPhone to make sure that she blogged about it, I was trolling (no pun intended) the streets of Guerneville, CA looking for gifts for Nick and Benutty. I found them. “Ageless” fairy dust glitter for Benutty and a jiggly pig magnet for Nick.
I decided to video-blog about the gift giving ceremony for Pig and Troll. And I used Benutty’s Trees video as inspiration. Enjoy.
Riddle Me This
Feb 3rd
What is the worst possible farm animal to invite to your Lost premiere party?
Nick knows the answer: