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Posts by Shawnito
Hoarder Of Bikes
Aug 18th
This is going to be me if I buy anymore bikes. I am just one person and I own 3 bikes. I think someone needs to call Hoarders and tell them about me 
Who Said It?
Aug 6th
Cuz if everyone shows up WITH pants on, it will be sad.
Alfie
Benutty
Gary Jr.
Jay
Nick
Shawnito
She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk
Aug 5th
So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after
Black sheep
Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn.
Shawnito
Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes.
I will give it to the bitch she did pay a lot of money for all that UGLY. Its no big secret that i have never liked her shoes, but i look past them because i love her long time 
UPDATE: My shoes 
Black sheep would not let me take a pic of her busted ass shoes. yeah thats right i said it.
Open Letter To Badlands Gays
Jul 30th
First of all why does it smell like feet in here? Second the next one of you gays that spills my drink is not going to see my pretty side. Third…. I can’t believe that I need a third of all for one place….. Anyways third of all if you’re not hot please don’t tale off your shirt.
The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”
Jul 27th
Monday
Shawnito:
Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants
Co-worker:
You know I shop there right?
Shawnito:
…….(walking away)
Co-worker:
Now I’m salty
Shawnito:
They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole
Co-worker:
Label whore
Tuesday
Co-worker:
Good morning Shawnito
Shawnito:
Good morning (walks over to her desk)
Hey Aretha Franklin
Co-worker:
Oh no you didn’t ( rips off giant hair bow and throws it on her desk)
Now I’m salty
Time of death 9:45am. R.I.P giant Aretha hair bow.
I think its going to be a salty week here at the office.
what will tomorrow bring?