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Who Said It?

“HRH Hannah has the thickest skin of all the Benutty/Spagnolo’s… and the thickest make-up”

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Who Said It?

No need to make a list of who said it because i think we all know who this could be ;)

Just Saying

I would like to be able to listen to Scissor Sisters Invisible Light without hearing Gary Jr. in my head saying

Cow bells

Could It Be Gary Jr. Has A Sister?

What do you guys think? Gary Jr.’s sister or Gary Jr. in drag?

Baa Baa Black Sheep Dies @ 2am

I do love the Black Sheep but she kills me. she gets her name because she loves to wear all black all the time and one day I made the mistake of telling her to add a little color to the mix….. so cut to the Black Sheep strutting in with her purple chucks on and a smile on her face like she just won a million dollars. I don’t hate the shoes but like always she had them on with all black and no other form of purple that could be seen. so this is what went down the last few days:

Wednesday- Black Sheep was dressed in a blue and white button up shirt with bluejeans on and the purple chucks.

Thursday-Black Sheep was dressed in a top that I tried to give her credit for by calling  purple/blueish and she corrected me and called it ” Arctic Blue” with black pants and the purple chucks

Friday- Black Sheep is dressed in a purple tank top over a black long sleeve shirt and bluejeans  :) but wait…….the bitch wore blue and white shoes……….. :( I give up.

That is all.

You Know What I Hate?

Yeah I stole nick’s category. Now lets move on.

I hate when old people (like super old. like crypt keeper old) have a better iPhone then I do and they don’t even know how to use it.

So the Crypt Keeper sits next to me this morning on bart and half way to work she taps me on the shoulder as she is pulling out her iPhone4 and asks me this:

Do you know how to make a call on one of these damn phones?

I did help her even though I was hating on her for having a better phone then me and she thanked me and went about her business.

So my good deed of the day is done.

p.s. I also hate all you Dead@2am bitches with the iPhone4. I didn’t want you fugly sluts to feel left out.

Look What I Caught Gary Jr. Doing

Gary Jr. was caught at Nicks mom’s house again playing dress up with her dolls.

Who Said It?

This was over heard while someone was on the way to Gary jr.’s new years eve party. who said the following?

“Do you think Gary Jr. sprung for plastic cups or are we going to be drinking out of mason jars again?”

A) Alfie

B) Benutty

C) Jay

D) Nick

E) Kitty

F) Foot Thug-Lite

I Am Alive!!

see you all on the 30th. I will be rockin this outfit

Congrats Nick On Your First Commercial

Good job girl!!! Love your work.

Who Said It?

i dont do fat friends anymore

who said it?

Alfie

Benutty

Gary Jr.

Jay

Nick

Shawnito

Missing

Have you seen this bitch? May also be in the form of a pig.