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Question of the Week
Question of the Week 04/03 – 04/09
Apr 6th
What are your top 3 Disney/Pixar animated feature films of all time? And which villain has most inspired your personality and/or signature look? (Coz bitches, you isn’t princesses huhhhnnss!!)
- The Lion King — obviously! I used to perform interpretive dances to The Circle of Life in front of my family (I’m a self-taught pro in African dances).
- The Little Mermaid — in 1st grade I took a girl on a date to the movies to see it; then in 2nd grade I held hands with a different girl while watching it in class. Oops. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
- Sleeping Beauty — only because of the scene in the fairy cottage when they keep turning everything into different colors! I love those fucking bitches.
I’m pretty sure my personality is most inspired by the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland. I’m pretty ridiculous in general and although I don’t really hate anyone I like to pretend I do & exclaim that I’m gonna chop off their heads (or some variation of that). Also, I hella love croquet.
But my signature look is definitely most inspired by Scar, huhhhhhhns!
And: Pixar sucks.
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Question of the Week 04/03 – 04/09
Apr 3rd
This week’s question was asked by Samantha Girth of Reno, NV:
What are your top 3 Disney/Pixar animated feature films of all time? And which villain has most inspired your personality and/or signature look? (Coz bitches, you isn’t princesses huhhhnnss!!)
I’d have to say the following are my top 3 favorite Disney/Pixar animated movies:
- Beauty and the Beast – Has the best story of all the films
- The Lion King – Good songs, good story and good setting
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame – The darkest of all Disney films… so good
What villain has inspired my personality and/or signature look?? Well I would like to think that I take some of the best parts of many villains.
My rage comes from Cruella de Vil
My hate comes from Frollo
My inner diva comes from Maleficent
My alcoholism comes from Gaston
My cold heart comes from Hades
and
My foolishness comes from Captain Hook
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Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
Mar 31st
Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.
Latex.
Impeccable knowledge of song lyrics.
Tight jeans.
Total excitement.
Love.
Eye makeup.
More eye makeup.
Original up-do.
Naughty thoughts.
Shiny things, like glitter.
Trendy yet unique accessories.
Eat before, but not too much.
Raise your claw.
Smuggle in alcohol.
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Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
Mar 30th
This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA:
Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.
No…let me break it down:
- 1. Buy matching creme nighties from Ross: Dress for Less. Don’t settle for a cheap white slip. Get the one with lace and rhinestones.
- 2. Buy a white feather boa from the Halloween Store.
- 3. Buy a wig and pink hair spray from the Wig Shop on Mission.
- 4. Go over to Nick’s house. Take over Jay’s bedroom mirror. Apply copious amounts of black eyeliner, black eyeshadow and ruby red lipstick. Foundation that shit like there’s no tomorrow to hide the stubble.
- 5. Apply your pig snout that Benutty got you.
- 6. Make a sign that says “I’m bluffin with my muffin.”
- 7. And drink like a fish. Tip well. Drink more. And evenutally the waitress will comp your drinks because you’ve given her like $50 in tips.
Double numbering is so 2010. WHHHHHHHHHHAT. GIRL. WHHHHHAT.
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Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
Mar 27th
This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA:
Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.
Let me break it down:
- I have met both of you and you two are anything but old and/or ordinary
- Lady Gaga loves all her fans equally no matter what the age (except for Gary Jr.)
- I’ve seen you drink girl… so pick up some beers at the concession stand and go wild (or bring some Patron… hunnns)
- Most of all… Who gives a fuck what anyone thinks… You go to that concert and have a great fucking time.
Thanks for the question btw. 
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Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
Mar 27th
What’s the one thing without being bored?
Sadly it’s TV watching as long as I have some sodiepop and some chips n salsa and some pickles.
So maybe that means eating is my favorite activity.
Sorry for the short answer but I wanted to answer it before Nick posts the next QoW.
Toodles!
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
Mar 24th
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA:
What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz.
One activity huh? You tube videos and porn both seem plausible, although I’ve never attempted either for a full day. I think I could go hiking someplace scenic or bike riding all day with enough energy. It really depends on what constitutes all day? If were talking all 16 waking hours or a full 24 hour event then I would probably have to choose something that involves more coffee and booze for me to stay entertained and awake for that long.
Final answer: Camping. If camping counts as one activity then it wins. Drinking, hiking, possibly some swimming, games, camp fires, food, friends, tranquility. Yes. I choose camping.
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Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
Mar 23rd
What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz.
I really, really love going out to the movies. I could definitely spend an entire day watching movie after movie at the theater. I love the surround sound, the comfy chairs at Sundance Kabuki, and of course the previews! OMG I love seeing trailers for new movies!!! That might actually be the best part about going to the movie theater.
Sadly I think I’ve never seen more than 2 films at a theater in one day. Maybe next Oscar season I’ll postpone seeing any of the movies until I can schedule a day to watch them all back to back! Who’s in with me?
Also: I think I would also enjoy an entire day of doing nothing but drinking. Mimosas to martinis to wine to gimlets to champes. Perfect.
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Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
Mar 20th
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA:
What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz.
I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I could play games all day and never get bored. By games I mean any board games, computer games, drinking games or video games. What I really need to do now is make up my own game and make millions of dollars off it. Then I would rub it in every-one’s faces and say “you ain’t gon get mine motha fuckas”.
Seriously though when is game night? I need to buy an easel, and a giant pad of paper so we can play Pictionary. What!
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Question of the Week please!
Mar 19th
Hey all you bitches… I know you are reading this, so don’t try to play games. We still need a question for next week, so send them in ho’s! That’s right… I said it.
Submit a question here or post the question in the comment section. Do it or die.
UPDATE:
I wanted to also say that we posted a poll on the right hand side of the page. Take a look and vote. If you have any comments about the poll or want to suggest something else leave a comment below. ———————>
Question of the Week (03/13 – 03/19)
Mar 18th
We all know that Lil’ Kim is the Queen B. Which Lil’ Kim song best represents the type of queen you are and why?
Clearly, I am the only sexy one on the farm. So I chose a Lil’ Kim mashup about her sexual exploits…oh and yes…I happen to have every word of this mashup memorized back from my club days in SoCal. It’s a remix of The Jumpoff and How Many Licks.
Here’s what you need to know:
- I got my eye on the guy in the Woolrich coat
Don’t he know Queen Bee got the ill deep throat?
Uh! Let me show you what I’m all about
How I make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth….HO!!!!
- This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
- You wanna meet me cause ya, know I’m freaky
And ya, wanna eat me cause ya, say I’m sexy
Got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti
Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy I got mad friends that’s pretty (Hey!)
- And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn’t give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That’s what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
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Question of the Week (03/13 – 03/19)
Mar 15th
We all know that Lil’ Kim is the Queen B. Which Lil’ Kim song best represents the type of queen you are and why?
I mean, for me, there is no real point in pondering over this one because Kim’s song “Shut Up Bitch” easily represents the type of queen I am. This song is all about taking control back from your haters. The more they talk shit, the more you know they’re just obsessed with you. It’s all about standing up for what you believe in, trusting yourself and knowing that the only things that matter are the things that your friends and family care about. Everything other people say is just noise.
It’s also about not backing down from a fight, talking shit back at the haters, and owning up to your mistakes & faults. Kim knows how to work it, huhhnns.
Here are some of my favorite lyrics from the jam:
- Damn! Can’t a bitch breathe, give me room please,
I’m in the paper e’ery day if I piss and sneeze
- Homes with french doors and heated marble floors,
whores heated coz mama back and hotter than before
- Some people’s jobs is to talk about Lil’ Kim, let’s face it I’m a way of life for all of them,
Tabloid magazines rate me worst than best dressed,
they got some nerve when the ones who do the ratin look a mess,
Star Jones don’t like me, she cheap and I like the best, but damn it must feel good to Payless!
- I wish they’d shut the fuck up, damn good grief!
You know your mouth’s a case for your tongue if you just close your teef!
And from the interlude/outro to the song:
- Get yourself a hobby bitch, learn how to make a quilt or somethin
Is it really that you hate you? That’s what it is, ain’t it?
Just punch yourself in the mouth then bitch
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