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Question of the Week (05/15 – 2am)

D@2 Crew — Sun, 15 May 2011 17:23:34 +0000

This week’s question was asked by the world:

Gary Jr., how does it feel to have posted something so boring that it killed all interest in D@2?

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Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)

Benutty — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:15:18 +0000

I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed?

A rainbow of things:

Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)

Nick — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 02:58:38 +0000

This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA:

I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed?

Thanks for the question Calipeach… You know this question is asked a lot by those who know Gary Jr. The deep crevices of his belly flap can hold a whole assortment of things at any time. For a long time now it was believed that only his wallet, phone, and a 6 pack of condoms were in there (you never know how lucky you are gonna get), but recently he surprised me….

We were driving thru Napa wine country on a beautiful hot summer day when suddenly we both had the urge to stop and buy a bottle of wine at my favorite winery Peju. I ended up buying a case of their Carnival dessert wine. It’s very delicious. We continued driving thru wine country when the heat just got so unbearable. As a joke, I told Gary Jr. that we should just open a bottle and start drinking. After all, it takes a lot of wine to get me drunk… ok! He loved the idea, but soon I realized that we didn’t have any wine glasses, or a bottle opener. No sooner was I about to mention it did Gary Jr. pull a wine opener out from under his belly flap. I gasp and said “You’ve got to be kidding me you stupid awful bitch!”… He glanced over at me and yelled out “A lady is always prepared for anything!”. Once he got the bottle open I figured we would just take turns drinking from the bottle but again I was surprised when Gary Jr. pulled two wine glasses out from his belly flap. After I removed what looked like belly button lint out of my glass I poured me some wine and drank up. How impressed was I? Later that day when we got hungry he even pulled out some little sandwiches…. but he told me… “I used to carry the mayo on the side, as not everyone likes it, but then I had that incident with the jar of mayo breaking…. ouch!”

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Question of the Week (07/06-07/13)

Gary Jr. — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:13:37 +0000

This week’s question was asked by Ryan of Sausalito, CA:

The blog has slowed down recently. What have you all been up to?

God, Ryan. You’re such a fat ugly cow. And please see The Bitch is Back! for the answer to your question regarding my contributions to the blog. Nick has been in a drug-induced coma at SF General after hitting his head on his hoof. Don’t ask how he was able to bend over enough to reach his feet, but this should answer that. Benutty has been playing the role of Florence Hair-n-gale and tending to her little piggy.

P.S. readers, please send us good questions. Don’t be such a Ryan! Or any other imaginary person that Nick thought up. Thanks.

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Question of the Week (07/06-07/13)

Nick — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:34:30 +0000

This week’s question was asked by Ryan of Sausalito, CA:

The blog has slowed down recently. What have you all been up to?

Busted! Yea the blog has slowed down a bit. For me… I have been busy doing shit. In June I was volunteering with SF Pride, and currently I am putting the final touches on the Amazing Race I am hosting. I’ll be back on track soon I am sure.

I think we need to bust out the video camera and start making some short films. Yesss.. New project for me. Be prepared bitches.

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Question of the Week (04/17 – 04/23)

Gary Jr. — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:44:47 +0000

This week’s question was asked by Hugh Gadick of Den Haag, Netherlands:

Write a 50 word personals ad for each member of the Haus of Honies to appear in your local newspaper.

Nick:

Desperately seeking Susan. And by Susan, I mean David Beckham. But if he’s unavailable, I might consider sleeping with one of you bitches. If you’re lucky! That’s right I said it. I want body hair, facial hair and a well-trimmed beard or stubble. Looking for a spit for this little piggy.

Benutty:

Horny troll bottom looking for dom black top for corporate understall action. You come in. Find the stall next to the giggling mess. Tap your leather boot. I’ll put down my iPhone, stop blogging and will return your favors.

Jay:

Looking for a whistle. You see, I’m a whistleblower. Nothing gets me hotter than blowing on my union whistle and using a bullhorn. I’d love to grab you by the bull’s horns and take you for a ride. Pig bottoms only, please. You see, I miss my boyfriend.

Alfie:

SWM seeks SWMtF for transexual naked yoga encounter. Cannot host. Creepy roommate is always trying to get in on the action. Must be discreet. Did I mention I have a girlfriend who is also up for the challenge?

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Question of the Week 04/17 – 04/23

Nick — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 01:19:42 +0000

This week’s question was asked by Hugh Gadick of Den Haag, Netherlands:

Write a 50 word personals ad for each member of the Haus of Honies to appear in your local newspaper.

Gary Jr.:

Stinky stinky stinky…hefty hefty hefty! Big hefty man here with no stinky hole. Looking for farm boys to milk my utters. I moo with excitement at skinny curly haired boys with little to no body hair. Do you like metal detectors?… Just think of the wonders you could find cleaning out my belly flap.

Benutty:

“Only you can prevent forest fires” Maybe you have heard that before. That’s me during my day job. If you like flabby bears who store food in their nappy beards then I’m the man for you. I drool at any chance to ride a dark man who is more greasy than me… buyer beware… I grow dingleberries year round.

Jay:

What do I want?…Sex. When do I want it?… Now! I want sex 24 hours a day 7 days a week, and right when you decide to take a break because you can’t stand to do it any longer…. I’ll turn around and talk shit about you and how you don’t ever have sex with me. Don’t worry though I’d never hire a scab to replace you… I’m pro union like that.

Alfie:

Hey man… I like girls (or do I?)… I like biking, yoga, and being sexually ambiguous to confuse everyone. I’m looking for mousy looking people who like to do it dirty like me. I kind of wish life was like a musical, and everyone around me would bust into song and dance on a whim like those kids on Glee.

Later this week I’ll give personals for Misha, Shawnito, and Kitty.

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Question of the Week (04/10 – 04/16)

Gary Jr. — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:31:46 +0000

Describe each of the members of the Haus of Honies with one word.

Gary Jr: cutiesfabutasticloveyesssshunnies (it’s a word. look it up)

Benutty: tractortragic

Jay: palsycommabells

Alfie: bendylikegumby

Nick: skinnybitch

Kitty: BUZZZZZZZZZALFIE!

Misha: dirtytexterwhodiesfortextingthehunniesmysecretsandalsolover

3rin: electrotelevisaramaMGMTrecordplayer

Aunt Frawn: losingattheIdolpool

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Question of the Week 04/10 – 04/16

Benutty — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:04:01 +0000

Describe each of the members of the Haus of Honies with one word.

Gary Jr: spellbinding

Jay: fervid

Alfie: convivial

Nick: efficacious

also

Kitty: perspicacious

Misha: telluric

3rin: felicitous

FrankieRose: garrulous

Aunt F: piquant

HRH Hannah: bellicose

Chongo: ribald

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Question of the Week 04/10 – 04/16

Nick — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:01:27 +0000

This week’s question was asked by Patty O’Doors of Key West, FL:

Describe each of the members of the Haus of Honies with one word.

Benutty: Hairy

Gary Jr: Uber-Ridiculous

Jay: Horny

Alfie: Bicycle-Shorts

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Question of the Week 04/03 – 04/09

Gary Jr. — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:58:33 +0000

What are your top 3 Disney/Pixar animated feature films of all time? And which villain has most inspired your personality and/or signature look? (Coz bitches, you isn’t princesses huhhhnnss!!)

The Fox and the Hound– it’s a forgotten classic. it’s makes me cry every time. the story of a fox and hound who become friends as children on a farm. the orphaned fox is raised by an old grandma who is lonely but when the fox grows up she releases him into the wild. Soon they discover they have been dealt life’s cruelest joke: in the real world, a fox and a hound could never be friends. they are born enemies. the first time i watched it. i was positive that my grandma was the old woman character in it. also, there is a big fat ass owl named Big Mama. umm, hello. this movie was meant for me. and it was made the year i was born. love it.
One Hundred and One Dalmatians — i friggin love cruella de vil and sergeant tibbs. and i also love how crazy the animation looks when cruella is frantically driving her car in the snow and mud. so good.
The Little Mermaid — i love the this movie. it was run on a loop during my entire 8th or 9th year of life. me and my niece who was about my age (because my family is ghetto) watched that movie all the time. loved it. still do. i could sit through the entire movie any day and still enjoy it. go on and kiss da girl. waah whoa.
Honorable Mention goes to Robin Hood and Peter Pan. cuties.

Ursula = me. Refer to Sweetums and my purple tentacles. Signature look comes from Snow White’s evil queen….because I have that costume in drag. Just haven’t had the chance to wear it out yet. teehee.__________________

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Question of the Week 04/03 – 04/09

Alfie — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:17:37 +0000

What are your top 3 Disney/Pixar animated feature films of all time? And which villain has most inspired your personality and/or signature look? (Coz bitches, you isn’t princesses huhhhnnss!!)

The sword in the Stone: BEST DISNEY EVER. I can’t really tell you what it is about this movie that I love so much, but it’s been my favorite since I was a kid. It gets passed over and forgotten about a lot but I love wizards and Merlin is awesome, the owl Archimedes is awesome, the whole thing is great. Also this movie has the greatest scene in any Disney movie, the great wizard dual featuring the greatest villain ever: Mad Madam Mim
Robin Hood: The allure of a fox who is a master with a bow and arrow is just too great. Evil snakes getting drunk in kegs of beer, alms for the poor, and cute little turtles. Good movie
Aladdin: Aladdin rounds out the list for two reasons. Firstly, Jasmine is the hottest Disney princess by far, secondly, I like that it is based on middle eastern folk lore. Finally some love for my family in the desert.

Honorable mentions: The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective

Which villain inspired my personality? Well I would not describe myself as very villainous at all normally but I suppose if I had to choose I would say Sir Hiss (the snake from Robin Hood) because although I would never be a headlining villain, I have the potential to play a great villain sidekick.

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