Next stop… Whores!
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Feb 14th
“Americans are like dogs. They follow the person they think is an authority figure no matter how stupid they are because they don’t think for themselves.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Feb 8th
“I love toast because it’s like bread… but hotter!”
Oh hoh hoh hoh hoh… I am zee hot fraanch toast.
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Feb 6th
“If you ever feel like quitting your job, I think you should just do it. It’s not like you need the money anyway. Oh wait… Maybe you do. Sorry Gary Jr.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Feb 2nd
“Happiness is not my friends dancing around singing Lady GaGa songs with champes in their hands… It’s when they finally stop.” Exhibit A
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Jan 30th
Jay: The neighbor told me the woman who lived here before was schizophrenic lady who used to scream all the time.
Gary Jr.: Oh I bet she lived in your apartment… ooo be careful her spirit might be lingering..
Nick: No.. I would know if there were a spirit in this unit because I would feel their presence. I’m like a medium.
Gary Jr.: No hunny… you’re a large.
Not-So-Deep Conversations
Jan 28th
Jay: I had a dream last night that I was having sex with you
Nick: Um.. you’re only supposed to have sex dreams about people you don’t have sex with
Jay: …
Nick: …
Oops.
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 27th
“Happiness is like a phone call from an old friend… except they called to tell you they’re dying… hmm I guess that would be sadness then”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 24th
“Being straight is just like being gay… well except the whole liking the opposite sex thing… yuck”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 19th
“A man asked me once if I liked facial hair, and I said “Sure… I love eye brows”. I guess that’s not a thought though… but i think it’s funny.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 15th
“I think it’s important to give to those in need. Don’t you?… Good… I need a couple hundred dollars. Thanks.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 13th
“Courage is like fire fighting. If a fire fighter was to run into a burning building to save a cat, and that cat clawed at him… it wouldn’t hurt the fire fighter because he would be wearing so much protective gear. Then other stuff could happen and that would be like courage.”
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Jan 9th
“Why can’t cats and mice just get along? One eats cheese, the other eats mice… Oh, I see now.”