Dead at 2am » Not-So-Deep Thoughts http://www.deadat2am.com Next stop... Whores! Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:07:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Not-So-Deep Conversations http://www.deadat2am.com/2011/05/not-so-deep-conversations-7/ http://www.deadat2am.com/2011/05/not-so-deep-conversations-7/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 16:57:20 +0000 Nick http://www.deadat2am.com/?p=4885 Picture it: At Toad Hall last night with Gary Jr….

Gary Jr.: Ew someone farted by us
Me: No… someone took a shit in the bathroom, and you know who takes shits in bars don’t you?
Gary Jr.: Benutty?
Me: Um no…. Lesbians.

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Cut to today’s conversation:

Me: Why did you even go all the way to our friends house if you were just going to leave hella fast.

Shawnito: Well I was trying to go home earlier until you said “don’t be a Gary Jr.”

Me: Oh… so what if I had said that the second time you tried to leave.

Shawnito: Then I would have said “Oh I’ll show you a Gary Jr.”

Me: What?… and then you just raise your shirt?  Hahahaha

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Amineh: Oh I have, but I felt like a million times better afterward. It’s like your body reboots itself. Like hitting restart on a PC.

Me: Oh well it’s never happened to me. I must be a Mac.

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Nick: Check the drawer we keep the lube in… You know… since it’s something that gets you off.

Sad but true. :-)

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I ignored it, because hello… it was just a picture of his mug.  About an hour later I get this text:

Brandon: Did you get the pic of me at the merc?

Me: Yea girl.  Gorgeous eye brows as usual hahaha

Brandon: My eyes aren’t brown!!!!

Me: I said EYE BROWS bitch!! not brown eyes!

What a dumb bitch… the sad thing is this isn’t just because he was drinking… this is how he has been his whole life.

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If i’m playing Blokus with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Benutty beats me… I win.   How is that possible you ask?  Well let’s put it this way.  If Benutty won then he either cheated or got lucky… so therefore… I win.

Another example…

If I’m playing the Settlers of Catan with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Gary Jr. beats me… I win.  How?  Well obviously Benutty either cheated or helped Gary Jr. win, or Gary Jr. got lucky… so therefore… I win.

See how simple this is.

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About an hour later I thought: “Ohhhh… that’s why they call it Root Beer”.

I hate myself so bad sometimes.

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Tourist: Excuse me… do you live here?

Nick: In the park?

Tourist: Um… no… in San Francisco?

Nick: Oooohhhh… yea.


oops.

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Nick: I don’t… well I don’t when I’m with you… You always squeeze my leg hella hard when something scares you.

Gary Jr.: (looking at an old man walking by) I want to be like that when I’m old. Standing straight, looking good.

Nick: Yea but you’d be in a wheelchair

Gary Jr.: Dead! (grabs my leg hard) Oops… I was watching a horror movie

Nick: Yea… of your life

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