Posts By Misha

Wanna Know What I Hate?

Apr 26th

Posted by Misha in Posts By Misha

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I hate it when you try and be all lovey-dovey to your boyfriend, kissing his stomach, and he shrugs it off, pushing you away. You think he’s just tired or grumpy, so you go in for one more kiss to get him out of his grump, and just as you’re about to nuzzle your nose on his waist, you realize why he wasn’t having it: eggy farts. You know the kind, where it plugs your nostrils, coats your lungs, and ever so slightly makes your stomach turn.

So beware, next time you try and kiss your love’s mid-section, you might be in for an Easter treat.

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So What?!? I Care!

Mar 18th

Posted by Misha in Guest Blogger

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Here’s a little background. Gary Jr. has been a little sick lately and has a little cough, and he really loves himself some beets. Ok, now to the good stuff. So here I am, being an awesome boyfriend by making my babe dinner. How does a roasted beet and sauteed chicken salad sound for dinner? Good? Very. Enough to eat it twice in one night? Hmmm, questionable.

We’ll skip the naked dinner and food foreplay till next time, and just concentrate on what happened after dinner, about 15 minutes after. Gary Jr. is lounging about on the couch and I’m sitting across from him and look over at him as he gives a little cough and out flies a little piece of beet he kept stored for later. The little nugget of goodness lands on his breast, and like an eagle that swoops down for salmon, his fingers grab that nugget and pop it right back into his mouth. Words escaped me, but not Gary Jr. His response to my WTF look: So what, who cares?!? Uh, I do, you goddamned mess.

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