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Hi

Jay — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 04:32:30 +0000

hi all.

What Is Funny Is The Reality …

Jay — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 21:50:20 +0000

What is really funny about Shawnito’s post, is how scary is it to reality …

This is reality

Down Time

Jay — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 21:11:20 +0000

The blog was down for a few hours today. It’s what happens when Benutty kicks people off the blog who double as the admin.

What a fat mess I was …

Jay — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 02:52:24 +0000

It’s no wonder I never got hickeys back in the day. Look at how wide I was … This is me in February 2010 just before I started to diet:

This is me today, 36 pounds lighter:

Dear Boyfriend

Jay — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:31:48 +0000

Dear Boyfriend,

Why when doing your laundry did I find a little bit of york peppermint patty stuck inside your pajama pocket?

~ Monkey

Fail

Jay — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 03:23:50 +0000

I looked in my mailbox today and received this awesome coupon.

What is this valid for??

30 Pounds

Jay — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:25:46 +0000

I weighed myself today at 175 pounds. This puts my total loss at 30 pounds. Go me!

Scary as always

Jay — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 01:03:36 +0000

Since Bunutty didn’t have a picture …

When did Gary Jr. start calling himself Jason?

Jay — Fri, 14 May 2010 04:45:45 +0000

Smart way to hide the neck fat there, Gary. Wish I had though of that.

Dead Pigs (not Nick)

Jay — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:04:11 +0000

I live in The Inner Richmond district of San Francisco. A busy commercial corridor in this area is Clement Street. Sometimes, this area is called “New Chinatown”.

I was off work all week, thanks to the State of California not being able to fully fund higher education (because higher education is not really important after all).

While walking down Clement Street on Thursday, I saw … THE DEAD PIG TRUCK. No joke. Dead headless pigs — in a truck.

Want to see? Do you really want to see? Ok, ok, this is gross, but here you go. And here is more.

Secret Back Story to the Kettlecorn Guy …

Jay — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:02:09 +0000

Ok, so here is the part that only Nick knows about “Kettlecorn Guy” aka Andy …

I talked to this guy too. It seems Nick and I have the same “type” or something. I don’t know if it was before or after Nick’s incident listed below however.

We met online and had talked on the phone for a bit. I had to be about 19 years old at the time. It turns out Andy and I were both born in Hayward. How exactly that came up, I don’t know either …

Having never met, but talked on the phone, we had agreed to “get together” at some point on a Friday evening. There were no plans made in cement, it was more left at “I’ll call you Friday night after I’m done with rehearsal. It should be around 8pm.” I was doing technical theatre at the time.

Well, things were running late, so I called him at 7:30pm or so and left him a voicemail saying, “things were taking longer than planned, but I’ll call you to let you know when I’m heading out of here.”

Next thing I know, I have a bunch of voicemails from Andy. (See, I was working in a basement and don’t get cell phone signals down there.) They started off calm, asking if I wanted to come to his house to watch a movie. The next one got a little more desperate, asking if I knew what time I would be out. The next voicemail he was in a panic, asking if I got his other two voicemails. The next was about how he really wanted me to come over and see a movie at his house.

There was five voicemails in all. All over the span of 15 minutes.

Needless to say, I never called the fool back.

Laser Hair Removal Worked For Benutty

Jay — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:27:41 +0000

I found new shirtless pictures of Benutty aka ‘Jeff’. I’m so happy to see that the laser hair removal worked for you girl. 2010 is going to be your year!

Benutty on Grindr

P.S. If you don’t know what grindr is, you are probably not a homosexual.