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Who Said It?
Apr 13th
No need to make a list of who said it because i think we all know who this could be 
So What?!? I Care!
Mar 18th
Here’s a little background. Gary Jr. has been a little sick lately and has a little cough, and he really loves himself some beets. Ok, now to the good stuff. So here I am, being an awesome boyfriend by making my babe dinner. How does a roasted beet and sauteed chicken salad sound for dinner? Good? Very. Enough to eat it twice in one night? Hmmm, questionable.
We’ll skip the naked dinner and food foreplay till next time, and just concentrate on what happened after dinner, about 15 minutes after. Gary Jr. is lounging about on the couch and I’m sitting across from him and look over at him as he gives a little cough and out flies a little piece of beet he kept stored for later. The little nugget of goodness lands on his breast, and like an eagle that swoops down for salmon, his fingers grab that nugget and pop it right back into his mouth. Words escaped me, but not Gary Jr. His response to my WTF look: So what, who cares?!? Uh, I do, you goddamned mess.
You Know What I Hate?
Feb 8th
I hate it when I am lazy and type on a computer thinking it will auto correct to what I want it to say. Damn you iPhone!!
Again I took Nicks category. So What! Who Cares?!?
Could It Be Gary Jr. Has A Sister?
Jan 13th
What do you guys think? Gary Jr.’s sister or Gary Jr. in drag?
Baa Baa Black Sheep Dies @ 2am
Jan 7th
I do love the Black Sheep but she kills me. she gets her name because she loves to wear all black all the time and one day I made the mistake of telling her to add a little color to the mix….. so cut to the Black Sheep strutting in with her purple chucks on and a smile on her face like she just won a million dollars. I don’t hate the shoes but like always she had them on with all black and no other form of purple that could be seen. so this is what went down the last few days:
Wednesday- Black Sheep was dressed in a blue and white button up shirt with bluejeans on and the purple chucks.
Thursday-Black Sheep was dressed in a top that I tried to give her credit for by calling purple/blueish and she corrected me and called it ” Arctic Blue” with black pants and the purple chucks
Friday- Black Sheep is dressed in a purple tank top over a black long sleeve shirt and bluejeans 
but wait…….the bitch wore blue and white shoes……….. 
I give up.
That is all.
What Is Funny Is The Reality …
Jan 4th
What is really funny about Shawnito’s post, is how scary is it to reality …
This is reality
Look What I Caught Gary Jr. Doing
Jan 4th
Gary Jr. was caught at Nicks mom’s house again playing dress up with her dolls.
Who Said It?
Jan 3rd
This was over heard while someone was on the way to Gary jr.’s new years eve party. who said the following?
“Do you think Gary Jr. sprung for plastic cups or are we going to be drinking out of mason jars again?”
A) Alfie
B) Benutty
C) Jay
D) Nick
E) Kitty
F) Foot Thug-Lite
Down Time
Dec 20th
The blog was down for a few hours today. It’s what happens when Benutty kicks people off the blog who double as the admin.
Now I can finally buy my very own Gary Jr.!
Apr 1st
I’ve wanted my own Gary Jr. for so long and here’s my chance! I already know what I’ll use mine for – entertaining friends and family. I’m going to dress him up like all my favorite pop stars (GaGa, Beyonce, Stevie, etc.), turn him into a stage performer and have him put on shows at all my parties. So tell me REMAX, when can I pick up my Gary Jr.?
Haus of Hunnies question:
Turtle – Because people may look at me and think I’m slow, but I can beat a little bunny at any race.
[Thanks to everyone who entered, and DIE to those who didn't enter. Congrats FrankieRose your post is awesome.]