Next stop… Whores!
Sweetums Series
Sweetums Series #7
Feb 6th
Never give Gary Jr. multiple melon vodka spritzers and then turn on Liza.
You know that bitch is gonna sing showtunes to Benutty and others. Listen to the end.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Sweetums Series #6
Jan 30th
Never give Gary Jr. a mimosa at Nick and Jay’s house. Things turn ugly…for Ke$ha.
Lady Sings Another Tranny’s Hit
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Sweetums Series #5
Jan 27th
Hi folks–
I’ve been drunk and in the studio all this week. It’s been one of those weeks!
Anyway, for this one, it was a pina colada or two or three….and a roofie.
Sweetums Series #4
Jan 25th
After a stiff gin martini, never let Gary Jr. borrow your DVD set of Maude episodes! Never!
Lady Sings the Maude Theme Song
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Sweetums Series #3
Jan 8th
You mustn’t ever give Gary Jr. a bottle of Moscato d’Asti and the Ke$ha CD on the same evening. Mayhem will ensue.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Sweetums Series #2
Jan 3rd
This is what happens at midnight after an In-n-Out Double Double, a throat lozenge, and 99.7′s Clubber’s Commute. The huhhhhnies should never leave me alone on a Saturday night with Misha. Poor Misha just shook his head in horror. He’s going to break up with me for sure.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Gary Jr. Sings a Song for His Sweetums
Jan 1st
This is what happens when you leave Gary Jr. alone with a voice recorder, a bottle of champagne and a Kylie CD.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.