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World Premiere Video of Sweetums

Gary Jr. — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:19:03 +0000

Hey folks and troll babies–

I’m so sorry that I’ve been silent for so long. You see, I went to the Russian River Valley for a weeklong spa vacay with Misha. It was so much fun. We drank too much wine and made way too many babies. Anyhoo, after that we headed right into the studio. I guess I forgot to tell you all that back in October Kylie’s people (Steve Anderson, thanks Stevie) caught wind of my Sweetums series. They were in Oakland for her first concert in the States and checking out the local talent. A boa and a Divine tribute later, Kylie was eating out of my well-manicured hand. Or…I was eating out of hers. She loved Sweetums and immediately offered me a recording contract on the Bubbles Devere label. Yyyyes. Hunnies is now famous.

The world premiere of my music video was awesome. Kylie showed up. Gaga was there. Oprah introduced me to my adoring fans. I wasn’t given enough tickets to invite the hunnies. Oopsies. So I sent my film crew to the Haus of Hunnies to record them on premiere night. Enjoy!

Sweetums Series #831711774

Gary Jr. — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:23:43 +0000

For the love of GaGa, never send Gary Jr. back into the Interior Illusions Lounge on an empty stomach coz she’ll steal your Absolut cocktails, down ‘em and then grab the mic outta your hand.

Then all hell breaks loose on Pride Rock.

Lady Sings in Circles

Toodles,
Gary Jr.

Sweetums Series: The Collaboration

Gary Jr. — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:31:14 +0000

That’s right. All the hunnies got together for this one to save Haiti.

Never let Nick, Benutty and Gary Jr. have the keys to your music studio. And never give them 5 bottles of champes to share between the three. They will get a cravin’ for meatloaf.

Ladies Sing the Meatloaf (for Haiti)

Enjoy!

Next week iTunes will be releasing the coveted outtakes from the studio session with the Hunnies. But you will hear it here first ladies and gentlemen and farm animals.

Ladies Who Lunch on Meatloaf and then Gag and Choke then Die like Momma Cass

Sweetums Series #7

Gary Jr. — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:04:14 +0000

Never give Gary Jr. multiple melon vodka spritzers and then turn on Liza.

You know that bitch is gonna sing showtunes to Benutty and others. Listen to the end.

Lady Sings the Cabaret.

Toodles,
Gary Jr.

Sweetums Series #6

Gary Jr. — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:16:54 +0000

Never give Gary Jr. a mimosa at Nick and Jay’s house. Things turn ugly…for Ke$ha.

Lady Sings Another Tranny’s Hit

Toodles,
Gary Jr.

Sweetums Series #5

Gary Jr. — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:22:21 +0000

Hi folks–

I’ve been drunk and in the studio all this week. It’s been one of those weeks!

Anyway, for this one, it was a pina colada or two or three….and a roofie.

Lady Sings Ursula Pt. 1

Lady Sings Ursula Pt. 2

Sweetums Series #4

Gary Jr. — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:00:59 +0000

After a stiff gin martini, never let Gary Jr. borrow your DVD set of Maude episodes! Never!

Lady Sings the Maude Theme Song

Toodles,
Gary Jr.

Sweetums Series #3

Gary Jr. — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:24:54 +0000

You mustn’t ever give Gary Jr. a bottle of Moscato d’Asti and the Ke$ha CD on the same evening. Mayhem will ensue.

Lady Sings the Ke$ha

Toodles,
Gary Jr.

Sweetums Series #2

Gary Jr. — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:10:16 +0000

This is what happens at midnight after an In-n-Out Double Double, a throat lozenge, and 99.7’s Clubber’s Commute. The huhhhhnies should never leave me alone on a Saturday night with Misha. Poor Misha just shook his head in horror. He’s going to break up with me for sure.

Lady Sings Amber

Toodles,
Gary Jr.

Gary Jr. Sings a Song for His Sweetums

Gary Jr. — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:30:53 +0000

This is what happens when you leave Gary Jr. alone with a voice recorder, a bottle of champagne and a Kylie CD.

Lady Sings The Blues

Toodles,
Gary Jr.