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Dear GaGers,
Jan 7th
We implore you to end your relationship with Perez Hilton. He is a disgusting & hypocritical wet pig. Everyone gets it — you feel some sort of obligation to him because “he made you popular,” but all of your Lil Monsters out here truly believe that you would have made it just as big without his prolific endorsement.
Stop letting him call you wifey. No one wants to marry that heif.
Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn.
He makes us want to vomit. He brings down your image. As much as we love your music, your antics, your fashion, and your claws, how can we really trust someone who saddles herself up next to such a cow-wreck? If you really believe that he helped propel you into the scene then you must also believe that his drowning reputation can grab hold of your hot little thighs and drag you down with him just as easily. Girl, he’s heavy. It won’t take long to pull you under.
Really though,
Benutty