Next stop… Whores!
Paparazzi
Smelly Like-uh Alcohol
Jul 16th
This is what happens when I run out of blue cheese burritos and escape out from under the bridge.
Watch out, auntie-moms.
And don’t think I won’t push a bitch down & outta my way when I’m mad!!
Coz I will.
Days of Our Lives
Jul 4th
Like the liquid in my bottle so are the you-can’t-go-to-sleep-until-I-finish-this!
Fanny
Jul 1st
Seriously, bitch. Is it really that hot in here at 6 am?
or
OMG I looooovies your fan! Where’d you get it? The Variety Shop?
Whorifying Tales from Beyond the D@2 Crib
Jun 17th
Look what kind of trouble Baby Alfie and Baby Nick get into when they escape from their D@2 cribs! They crawl to the drag queen Variety Shop on Clement, buy cumcumber masks and turn into whorific diva-disasters.
Cute bibs baby huhhhhnnns. Wouldn’t wanna get any cumcumber spooge on those precious blouses.
Wannabe Alfie on the N
Jun 16th
Check out this hot piece of meat I made out with on the N Judah the other evening. We hella kissed and then he asks if I wanna BuFu but I was like “eoh huuuuhhhhnnnnnns you’re nothing but a Wannabe Alfie!” But I missed my stop alteady so I let him do it to me til the train circled back around to my stop.
D@2 Blogger is Mama-mama-razzi’d in NYC Gay Weekly Rag!
Jun 7th
Look who was photographed in NY’s gay weekly magazine “Next” among the hotties at Splash Bar during the NYC Gay Hockey Association Bachelor Auction!
To the right is my new drag idol, Peppermint, who hosted the event. Loved her! Too bad I wasn’t at Splash last week when Kylie showed up! Fucked.
Don’t miss the brooch! It’s there huhhhns.
Ke$ha is a Giants Fan!
Jun 3rd
Sat next to Ke$ha in the bleachers at the Giants game tonight. Swear. Look!
Ta ta ta talkin bout
Lost and Found!
May 5th
One of the D@2 field reporters submitted this photo to my desk this morning. Apparently, Shawnito lost his pink panties in the Castro after another all-nighter at Underwear Night at 440!!
You’ve been a very, very bad, bad girl, Shawnito. Take your shits home to the East Bay, huhhhns.
Shelf’d It
Apr 26th
‘scuse me miss but would you mind holding my drink for a minute? … on your shelf!
Vintage Mami-Aunties
Mar 24th
Benutty & Gary Jr. at Nick’s 30th Birthday-Funeral Party in 2007:
looking sad
feeling sad
eating sad
sexing sad
It’s Too Late
Mar 17th
Forget it. There is nothing we can do for her now.
Gary Jr. has decided she can no longer walk. Her ankles can’t support her no mo’. She’s gone and bought herhimherhimself a wheelchair.
And she’s lifting it up onto the 44 O’Shaugnessy at 7:45 pm on Tuesday nights so find another route to Nick’s house, huhhhnnns!