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Shawnito
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Hoarder Of Bikes
August 18, 2010 - 10:40 AM
Tags: bike wall, hoarders, Posts by Shawnito
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 6 comments
This is going to be me if I buy anymore bikes. I am just one person and I own 3 bikes. I think someone needs to call Hoarders and tell them about me
Who Said It?
August 6, 2010 - 4:56 PM
Tags: no pants party, Who Said It?
Posted in Who Said It? | 6 comments
Cuz if everyone shows up WITH pants on, it will be sad. Alfie Benutty Gary Jr. Jay Nick Shawnito
She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk
August 5, 2010 - 12:17 PM
Tags: Aretha Franklin, black sheep, Lane Bryant stretch pants, love, Posts by Shawnito, Salty Bitch
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 15 comments
So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after Black sheep Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn. Shawnito Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes. I will [...]
Open Letter To Badlands Gays
July 30, 2010 - 7:22 PM
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 4 comments
First of all why does it smell like feet in here? Second the next one of you gays that spills my drink is not going to see my pretty side. Third…. I can’t believe that I need a third of all for one place….. Anyways third of all if you’re not hot please don’t tale [...]
The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”
July 27, 2010 - 2:26 PM
Tags: Aretha Franklin, black sheep, Lane Bryant stretch pants, office, Posts by Shawnito, Salty Bitch
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 7 comments
Monday Shawnito: Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants Co-worker: You know I shop there right? Shawnito: …….(walking away) Co-worker: Now I’m salty Shawnito: They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole Co-worker: Label whore Tuesday Co-worker: Good morning Shawnito Shawnito: Good morning (walks over to her desk) Hey Aretha Franklin [...]
Who Said It?
July 25, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: die whore, shawnito's first post, Who Said It?
Posted in Who Said It? | 8 comments
“I’d do it.. but I’m also a whore” Nick Gary Jr. Benutty Alfie Jay Shawnito