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Gary Jr.
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Posts by Gary Jr.
Memories of My Dad
May 21, 2011 - 10:28 PM
Tags: ABC Channel 7, lazy tv change changing, memories of my dad, my dad, NBC Channel 4, rotary dials on televisions
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Here’s a fun memory I have of my Dad from when I was little: Me, sitting in my bedroom in the back of the house. My Dad, sitting in the living room in his recliner watching TV in the front of the house. Dad: “GARY! GARY! Come here.” (yelling from the living room) Me: “WHY?” [...]
My First Cassette Tape
May 21, 2011 - 12:00 AM
Tags: Allison Geyer, allowance money, fabulous 1989, hangin' tough, i'll be loving you forever, Jordan Knight, new kids on the block, Sweetums, Tiger Beat
Posted in Sweetums Series | 4 comments
Nick and I were talking the other day about our fondest childhood memories. We also brought up the first cassettes we owned. The first cassette I ever purchased with my own allowance money was something FABULOUS! The year: 1989. (Even though the album came out in September 1988, it wasn’t very popular until the next [...]
Hand Dryers in the Bathroom
May 20, 2011 - 1:30 PM
Tags: bathrooms, face ripples, hand dryers, hand ripples, parachute, shar pei
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
Every time I dry my hands in one of those air blow dryers in the bathroom, I’m always reminded of skydiving. Why? Well, my hands ripple like a million little waves as I stick my hand under the airflow. If my hands ripple like that, imagine my face when I jump out of an airplane. [...]
May 21, 2011: Rapture
May 19, 2011 - 4:29 PM
Tags: Al Qaeda, Harold Camping, literal interpretation, Mr. Preacher Man, New Zealand earthquake, Second Coming of Christ, the Rapture
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Why exactly has there been so much hubbub about this Rapture nonsense? Does it seem strange to you that it’s made the news over and over? Very strange. Must be a slow news month or something. Shouldn’t we be more worried about this second-in-command douche who just took over Al Qaeda. Bla! Anyway Harold Camping, [...]
Crap, Gaga. I Hate Edits.
May 19, 2011 - 12:31 PM
Tags: bad kid baby, Bad Kids, Lady GaGa, lyrics, mighty morphing monster review, your heart is pure
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Now I’m liking Bad Kids more and more. Oh Gaga. You’ve grown on me. Already my review is morphing into something different. Mighty Morphing Monster Review. Buttfuck it, I’m not editing my review.
I Am Your Grandma
May 18, 2011 - 4:20 PM
Tags: i am your grandma, jillian mayer
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
I seriously cannot get this song or video out of my head. This woman is awesome. One day I’m gonna have a baby. And you will call her mom. That baby will have a baby and you will have this song. To know that, I am your grandma. I am your grandma. So this is [...]
Should Have Said It and Meant It
May 18, 2011 - 12:44 PM
Tags: black lung, coal-shover, conductor, drag queens on bikes, keep calm and carry on, leopard print muumuu, murder of crows, murder of drag queens, perpetual energy machine, pittsburgh, Popov Vodka tour, poughkeepsie
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 7 comments
Everything in life ebbs and flows, ladies and gentlemen. The D@2 train ran out of coal on the tracks somewhere between Pittsburgh and Poughkeepsie. Hello, it’s not a perpetual energy machine! You see, Alfie the coal-shover, developed a bad case of black lung and Nick the conductor tried to convert the train to a sustainable green vehicle [...]
You Know What I Hate
April 25, 2011 - 9:01 PM
Tags: coworker flatulence, easter, egg farts, lady gaga's latest single exclusive release, passing gas, quiffs
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I hate when coworkers fart in hallways. Especially egg farts the day after Easter. So thick it coats your clothes and you carry it back to your cube. Tasting it on your tongue. The poor girls in accounting almost passed out.
Spotted: Shalita Double-Double at the Oakland PD
April 8, 2011 - 8:07 AM
Tags: dispatching, ktvu news, oakland pd, Shalita Double-Double
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
That’s right. Shalita Double-Double doubles as a dispatcher. A dispatcher at large. Can you spot her?