Gary Jr.

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Rene from Berkeley Bowl or Did I Just Have Sex with a Devout Muslim?

July 28, 2010 - 3:07 PM

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Hey girls. Gary Jr.’s here.
So I needed limes, lemons, mako shark fillets, tomatoes and some deep penetrating loving, so I headed to the Berkeley Bowl to look for my favorite boyfriend bagger, Rene. But that jerkface wasn’t working today! #blueballs. Oh and I brought Misha with me today so that he could look in the [...]

Mountain of the Queens

July 27, 2010 - 6:44 PM

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Did somebody say Jacqueline Susann? Well, I did.
Once upon a time, a little drag queen named Barbara Parkins from Palmdale left her humble digs and ventured north to the Big City, San Francisco. Soon, she settles in and makes some friends. Stopping at nothing, the little (big) drag queen works up the ranks and makes [...]

Rene from Berkeley Bowl or My Lover Has a New Haircut

July 23, 2010 - 9:10 PM

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So remember my previous post about Rene my lover from the Berkeley Bowl? The one who looks just like Misha except with crazy hair ala Obi Wan Kenobi. Well, he still works there. And I happened to be in the area with a burning need for vegetables, so i figured I would drop in [...]

Where’s the Cheese?

July 21, 2010 - 11:48 PM

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Yesterday Misha and I made dinner. We wanted a little Colby jack to sprinkle on top but we couldn’t find it. I was sure we had a chunk of it left but it was nowhere to be found. I looked in the fridge. Misha looked for it. We reorganized the fridge. No cheese! So Misha [...]

A Benuttan Text

July 21, 2010 - 4:25 PM

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The night before the Amazing Race I get a text from Benutty regarding his attempt at written intimidation. Below is our conversation, starting with his text:
You’re going down tomorrow. And not on Misha.

I intend to do both. Thank you very much.

Ha!! One of the challenges is to give Jay head because it’ll keep Nick from [...]

Amazing Race: The Aftermath

July 19, 2010 - 10:34 AM

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Well, well, well.
Last Saturday was the Amazing Race that Nick (and Jay) put together. It was so much fun and was exhausting. On Sunday, everyone’s Facebook status included a comment either about sunburns, muscle fatigue, exhaustion or blisters or a combination of them. So you know it was good times.
I personally enjoyed the baby food [...]

Rules to NEVER Live By, Ever!

July 16, 2010 - 10:57 PM

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I spotted this sign tonight as I got gas. #2 is the worst rule ever…and clearly a homo didn’t write it.
Thank you!

A Prophecy

July 12, 2010 - 7:30 PM

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How did my fortune cookie know so much?!?
Best fortune ever!!

Question of the Week (07/06-07/13)

July 10, 2010 - 8:13 AM

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This week’s question was asked by Ryan of Sausalito, CA:
The blog has slowed down recently. What have you all been up to?
God, Ryan. You’re such a fat ugly cow. And please see The Bitch is Back! for the answer to your question regarding my contributions to the blog. Nick has been in a drug-induced coma [...]

The Bitch is Back!

July 9, 2010 - 4:12 PM

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Oh and also, sorry bitches about the lack in posting lately. You see, I was recently unemployed by my shitty employer. So I had a lot of free time on my hands. So I took up some temp jobs (which wore me the fuck out because I was not used to a real 8 hour [...]

Is Aunt Frawn a Vamp?

July 9, 2010 - 3:39 PM

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Seriously, what’s up with Aunt Frawn and her iPhone game playing habit? I wake up between 6:30 and 7 while Michael gets ready in the morning and no sooner do my eyes open then Aunt Frawn buzzes me because she just played QAT or JUS in Scrabble. And then as I’m drifting off to sleep [...]

Hated It! Two Snaps and a Vodka Twist

June 24, 2010 - 9:32 PM

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I found a better picture! Nevermind the man with the crutch! Hahaha

The Bitch I Work With: An Epilogue

June 23, 2010 - 3:34 PM

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I guess I forgot to write in any of my posts about The Bitch I Work With that I might have encouraged her behavior. Oops. Right after Part One when she told everyone to shut the fuck up in the office, I sent her an email saying that she was going to have a hard [...]

So What! Who Cares?!?

June 23, 2010 - 5:53 AM

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So I noticed a lump on the nape of my neck two days ago. I thought it was a mole or something but then it grew and got bigger and bigger. And then it started to hurt. I was hella freaking out. I had Misha check it out. He had no idea what it was [...]

This Bitch I Work With. Part Four: The Final Chapter or New Beginnings?

June 22, 2010 - 3:50 PM

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She’s back. Yes, my temp job ended almost 2 weeks ago but that bitch I work with is back. I got a call last Friday saying that the temp agency wanted me back to work on my old project again. Apparently, there was some clean up work that needed to be done and that it [...]

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