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Gary Jr.
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Posts by Gary Jr.
Don’t Get it Twisted, You Imp.
November 22, 2011 - 6:07 PM
Tags: Drag Monday, Mother Nicklet, Shalita
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
Everyone knows I went in Halloween drag as your mom. Mother Nicklet
The Stench of the Working Nick
November 22, 2011 - 1:16 PM
Tags: Come Fly With Me, David Walliams, Nick's filthy face, Penny
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to take a hot towel to Nick’s face. How long will it take for him to notice?
Nick & Benutty Had a Son
June 3, 2011 - 9:14 AM
Tags: benuttys hair and mannerisms, Nicklets sense of style
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
The House of Swine and the House of Hair united their bloodlines and produced a hair–em–I mean an heir.
I Am Your Grandma – Grandpa Troll
June 1, 2011 - 12:42 PM
Tags: i am your grandma, jillian mayer, troll video, youtube video
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
Just when I thought I couldn’t watch enough of the “I Am Your Grandma” video, a troll pops up and remixes it and provides his own commentary. I’m now in love with the Grandma and the Troll. “I am your Grandpa. I banged your Grandma”
Deadly Outbreak of Horse Virus
June 1, 2011 - 9:30 AM
Tags: deadly virus, horse virus, Nancy Kerrigan, stick ponies
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
Forces rodeo queens to show off their talents by riding stick ponies. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Sweetums Sings Italiano
May 28, 2011 - 11:36 PM
Tags: Americano, krieks, Lady GaGa, Lady Sings Americano. housewarming party, sour beers, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 2 comments
Never ever invite Sweetums to a housewarming during the same month that Lady Gaga releases a new album and never give Sweetums 4-5 sour beers. Lady Sings Americano
Mississippi River is No Match for Human Fortitude
May 27, 2011 - 1:27 PM
Tags: homemade levees, mississippi river flooding, news coverage of floods is pretty minimal
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
This picture is kind of amazing. I hope the homemade levee lasts long enough to save their house. Godspeed!
My First Stolen Cassette
May 27, 2011 - 1:11 PM
Tags: 1978 Camaro, 1981 Camaro, camaro, cassette tape ribbon, general motors assembly line, madonna's immaculate collection, roller skating to vogue, sister Kiki, Venice beach in 1990, walkmans
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
I was probably 9 or 10 when I stole my first cassette tape. My sister, KiKi, had a bitchin’ Camaro. I googled-imaged a ton of 1970s and 1980s Camaro trying to see if I could pinpoint the year without asking her. I think it was either a 1978 Camaro or a 1981 Camaro….but it’s hard [...]
A Conversation with Birgitte Hedda Ola
May 25, 2011 - 3:45 PM
Tags: 30 years old., Ashton Kutcher, Birgitte Hedda Ola, itty-bitty, Natalie Portman the pixie, pintsized women, Size Double Zero, skinny hollywood bitches, Thlivia Oh Ilby
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
As you might remember, I have a Norwegian coworker named Birgitte Hedda Ola. Birgitte happens to be friends with an actress that we’ll name Thlivia Oh Ilby. Birgitte described her friend to me like this: “She’s a really great lovely person. Knowing her personally has helped me frame the actual size of all other actresses. [...]
May is Strokes Awareness Month
May 25, 2011 - 7:56 AM
Tags: coffee time at starbucks, downtown san francisco, Strokes Awareness Month, thai language
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
Nick and I work in two different buildings right next to each other in San Francisco. Once in a while, we’ll get an afternoon coffee together. Gary Jr.: Alright. Coffee time? Nick: Si. Gary Jr.: Perfect. Nick: se ou i a ho sec Gary Jr.: really? se ou i ho sec? are you thai all [...]
Great News, Nicklet! A Little Pink is A-OKAY! MMKAY!
May 24, 2011 - 3:21 PM
Tags: 145 for all whole meats, 160 for ground meats, 165 for all poultry, AIDS LifeCycle quickly approaches, curly tail twisted, nicklet rides again, railroad dining car serves undercooked pork, USDA pork cooking times
Posted in I'll Eat It | 2 comments
BREAKING NEWS ON THE D@2 DINING CAR: The USDA released a new recommendation today. It lowered the cooking recommendation for pork! 145 degrees is all that’s needed. A little pink pork is a-okay according to the USDA. That means you sit Nicklet out in the sun for about 15-20 minutes on a warm sunny San [...]