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Bucket List with Nick
July 28, 2010 - 5:16 PM
Tags: AIDS Life Cycle, board game, book, bucket list, business, david beckham, europe, lick, Portugal, safari, sky diving, weight
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Ok so I finally figured out my bucket list. Enjoy.
01-Ride the AIDS Life Cycle
02-Visit Portugal (Among other European nations)
03-Sky diving
04-Invent my own board game
05-Go on an African safari
06-Drive across country (I don’t think I could bike Alfie… we’ll see)
07-Write a book
08-Own my own business
09-Achieve and maintain my ideal weight
10-Meet David Beckham and lick him (That’s [...]
What’s Going On Here?
July 26, 2010 - 2:00 AM
Tags: headband, mess, Really Alfie?, what?
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Poor Jimmy
July 25, 2010 - 2:12 PM
Tags: foot, Jimmy, kim, nail girl, phoenix, pregnancy
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
So my friend Jimmy from Phoenix just sent me this text:
“That’s my foot…and apparently the remnants of my nail-girl’s recent pregnancy. Really Kim???! Cover it up!!”
See the photo attached to this text.
Thanks Jimmy.
Busted!
July 24, 2010 - 4:43 PM
Tags: busted, chinese traditions, curly tail, oh hell no, pig, Posts by Jay, san jose, shahla, tony, virginity
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Lets set the stage: Tony, Joey, Shahla and I are pool side relaxing in san jose. I’m just minding my own business as my friend Tony talks about his upcoming wedding. His bride to be is Chinese, and he mentioned that there were some traditional Chinese things that he had [...]
Bucket List!
July 23, 2010 - 1:00 PM
Tags: atlantic, bucket list, carnival, hunnies, project!, rio
Posted in Posts by Nick | 8 comments
I was looking at other people’s blogs this morning, and this one guy listed his bucket list. It wasn’t some long “100 things I want to do before I die” kind of bullshit… It was more like 10 things he HAD to do before he died. He had some interesting things on there like “Experience [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Shit Talking Incident
July 22, 2010 - 2:59 PM
Tags: douche bag, drama, friends, greatest moments, hate, herpes, high school, lezbo, lunch, oooops, teachers
Posted in Greatest Moments | 2 comments
This is Part II of the Soda & Ivy Incident:
So in High School Ruby and I hung out with the same crowds, but we always tried to stay away from each other. I have to admit that she did become nicer in her old age, but at the time I was not a [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Soda & Ivy Incident
July 21, 2010 - 2:17 PM
Tags: 7th grade, chile picante, corn nuts, filipino, ghetto, greatest moments, leather, pencil incident, S&M, skank, soda, sun chips, whip
Posted in Greatest Moments | 6 comments
Back in 7th grade I had a lot of problems with a lot of people. One of the more ridiculous moments was the Pencil Incident, but another one has stayed in my mind since as well.
It was lunch time, and I was hungry for some Chile Picante Corn Nuts because when I was in [...]
Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)
July 20, 2010 - 7:58 PM
Tags: belly flap, carnival, Condoms, crevices, drinking and driving, Gary Jr., glasses, mayo jar, napa, ouch, peju, phone, Question of the Week, sandwiches, wallet, wine
Posted in Question of the Week | 4 comments
This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA:
I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed?
Thanks for the question Calipeach… You know this question [...]
Furries?
July 20, 2010 - 11:51 AM
Tags: amazing race, cow, is gary jr. into furries?, monkey
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’m not really sure what is going on here, but this is how we found Gary Jr. this weekend after the Amazing Race. He sure likes his furry little friends.
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
July 15, 2010 - 11:24 AM
Tags: benutty needs a date... any takers?, dating, lick, poke, sees candy, smell, squeeze, taste
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 2 comments
Dating is like a box of See’s Candy. You poke, squeeze, lick, taste and smell all your options before finally finding the right one.
Braveheart
July 12, 2010 - 2:46 PM
Tags: audio, braveheart, drunk, entertaining, mel gibson, mess, mo-nique, precious
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
You know I have never liked Mel Gibson, but I have to say he has gotten very entertaining lately. These tapes of him losing his shit are insane! How has he never played a drunken mess before… he would be perfect. He could have played Precious’ mother better than Mo-Nique… seriously!
Go to this page and [...]
Diet Update 07/12/10
July 12, 2010 - 12:19 PM
Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet blog, dieting, golden gate bridge, iPhone, lose it app, sausalito
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
So I haven’t posted one of these in a while so let’s catch up on what has been going on. About two weeks ago I lost another pound to make my total weight loss 31 pounds, but then after 4th of July weekend I gained the pound back… Boooooooo! This week though I lost 2 [...]
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
DeadRuntz Comics #8
July 10, 2010 - 8:34 PM
Tags: black sheep, Deadruntz, farm animals, oops i'm dumb, raccoon, tiffany
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 6 comments