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Posts by Benutty

Willy Tonka and the Choclit Factory

March 21, 2011 - 6:24 PM

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Nick and I were talking about how 2011 needs to stop being the year of the shoulder being nice because our site hasn’t been filthy or nasty in a long time. Nick: we need to go back to being mean to each other and other people.. lol Me: yeah we’ve been pretty tame lately, i’ll [...]

Why Aren’t You Watching Bob’s Burgers?

March 20, 2011 - 10:02 PM

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“You can’t have a 28 year old, albino friend!” Why aren’t you watching Bob’s Burgers? The new animated sitcom on FOX is brilliant and definitely the best show on television right now. I like to compare it to Modern Family because it’s hilarious as shit, but also finds a way to wrap every episode up [...]

I’m Pretty Sure Nick Tweeted That!

March 19, 2011 - 7:54 PM

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I’m confused because I could have sworn Nick tweeted these things last night: @Leo4koz: Leaving Target, I would never find my car if it wasn’t for my Jack in the Box antennae ball!! @andyrinky: im about to slap a fat bitch But don’t get it twisted — he my not have actually tweeted either of [...]

Benutty’s Book Review: The Maltese Falcon

March 16, 2011 - 7:00 AM

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(Dashiell Hammett, 1930) Most of you probably know of The Maltese Falcon because of the Oscar-nominated film it was made into like a hundred years ago. And you probably think that’s all there is to it. Well, you’re wrong. It was a book first, piglets. Written by Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon is one of [...]

The Better of Two Miserable Experiences, or Shalittering All Over My Life

March 14, 2011 - 5:01 PM

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Nick likes to invite people to share in his miserable experiences. I was lucky enough to get out of this one today because of my own personal miserable experience — a Benutty Family Reunion Committee Meeting conference call. But I couldn’t resist the chance to put a fork in the pork, if you know what [...]

When Things Grow on You: Ellie Goulding

March 12, 2011 - 11:42 AM

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Look, admittedly sometimes it takes me a minute to give something enough of a chance to discover that I actually like it. Por ejemplo, I was totally effing ambivalent to Gary Jr. when Nick first introduced me to her (it took me like eight years to finally remember her name), but, mind you, she wasn’t [...]

Final Jeopardy!

March 11, 2011 - 6:51 AM

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Yes, cuntrags. It’s Final Jeopardy and Amelia Bearhart is still the category. Place your bets and comment your best question to the following answer:

$1600 Amelia Borehart

March 10, 2011 - 6:46 AM

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$1200 Amelia Bearhart

March 9, 2011 - 7:29 AM

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$800 Amelia Bearhart

March 8, 2011 - 7:06 AM

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$400 Amelia Bearhart

March 7, 2011 - 10:33 AM

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This week you’re playing Double Jeopardy! in the category “Amelia Bearhart.” Can you question the answers correctly? Probz not! Y’know coz you’re not Watson, but who cares. Try anyway, horrorbag.

I Have Crazy Dreams

February 15, 2011 - 11:27 AM

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I have crazy dreams all the time. No, really, ask Mo’Nickque — she knows all about Eve. Maybe this one isn’t especially crazy, but because I am bound to have crazier crazy dreams in the future I should probably start telling you about the less crazy ones now. (Some exaggerations may apply) & (Don’t expect [...]