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Posts by Benutty
Willy Tonka and the Choclit Factory
March 21, 2011 - 6:24 PM
Tags: or when posts are so good they don't even need tags
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Nick and I were talking about how 2011 needs to stop being the year of the shoulder being nice because our site hasn’t been filthy or nasty in a long time. Nick: we need to go back to being mean to each other and other people.. lol Me: yeah we’ve been pretty tame lately, i’ll [...]
Why Aren’t You Watching Bob’s Burgers?
March 20, 2011 - 10:02 PM
Tags: animated sitcoms, best new show of 2011, Bob's Burgers, FOX Sunday, hulu, Louise Belcher for an Emmy!, what to watch, why aren't you watching?
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“You can’t have a 28 year old, albino friend!” Why aren’t you watching Bob’s Burgers? The new animated sitcom on FOX is brilliant and definitely the best show on television right now. I like to compare it to Modern Family because it’s hilarious as shit, but also finds a way to wrap every episode up [...]
I’m Pretty Sure Nick Tweeted That!
March 19, 2011 - 7:54 PM
Tags: a fat bitch, andyrinky, did Nick say that?, hey Nick where's your car can you find it?, I'm pretty sure Nick tweeted that, Jack in the Box antennae ball, leo4koz, lost my car at Target, Nick's tweets, phaggyphatphuck, sentences!, tags that are longer than posts, twitter
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I’m confused because I could have sworn Nick tweeted these things last night: @Leo4koz: Leaving Target, I would never find my car if it wasn’t for my Jack in the Box antennae ball!! @andyrinky: im about to slap a fat bitch But don’t get it twisted — he my not have actually tweeted either of [...]
The Better of Two Miserable Experiences, or Shalittering All Over My Life
March 14, 2011 - 5:01 PM
Tags: Benutty Family Reunion, butterfly costumes, death by conference call, Levi's Union Square, miserable experience, on the phone with FrankieRose, put a fork in the pork, sex with Jay, Shalita Double-Double, shalitterbox, shalitterbug, shalittering all over my miserable life
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Nick likes to invite people to share in his miserable experiences. I was lucky enough to get out of this one today because of my own personal miserable experience — a Benutty Family Reunion Committee Meeting conference call. But I couldn’t resist the chance to put a fork in the pork, if you know what [...]
When Things Grow on You: Ellie Goulding
March 12, 2011 - 11:42 AM
Tags: albums that come out a year late in the US, better than Femme Fatale, covers of Your Song, Ellie Goulding, European music really is better isn't it?, Gary Jr. is simply Divine, Lights, new music recommendations, phaggyphatphuck, things that grow on you
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Look, admittedly sometimes it takes me a minute to give something enough of a chance to discover that I actually like it. Por ejemplo, I was totally effing ambivalent to Gary Jr. when Nick first introduced me to her (it took me like eight years to finally remember her name), but, mind you, she wasn’t [...]
Final Jeopardy!
March 11, 2011 - 6:51 AM
Tags: Amelia Bearhart, DFC Award, Final Jeopardy
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Yes, cuntrags. It’s Final Jeopardy and Amelia Bearhart is still the category. Place your bets and comment your best question to the following answer:
$1600 Amelia Borehart
March 10, 2011 - 6:46 AM
Tags: Amelia Bearhart, Amelia Borehart, Bush, Double Jeopardy, Hillary Ridehard Clinton, It's Pat Nixon, Martha Washingherton, Mary/Todd Lincoln, Where's Michelle Kwanbama?
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$1200 Amelia Bearhart
March 9, 2011 - 7:29 AM
Tags: Making a State Your Own for Hunnies
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$800 Amelia Bearhart
March 8, 2011 - 7:06 AM
Tags: $800 Answer, Amelia Bearhart, Double Jeopardy, Lady Labia, Lady Limon, Lady Lipstick, Lady Llama, Lady Loosey
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$400 Amelia Bearhart
March 7, 2011 - 10:33 AM
Tags: $400 Answer, 440 Castro, Amelia Bearhart, Double Jeopardy, Gary Jr.'s Assissippi Rivercrack, IBM, Nick's balcony, San Francisco tacquerias, visiting Shawnito in Hades, Watson
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This week you’re playing Double Jeopardy! in the category “Amelia Bearhart.” Can you question the answers correctly? Probz not! Y’know coz you’re not Watson, but who cares. Try anyway, horrorbag.
I Have Crazy Dreams
February 15, 2011 - 11:27 AM
Tags: crazy dreams, eat the apple goat-boy, green fire, I have crazy dreams, Mo'nickell, Mo'Nickque, safe for work, stream of consciousness, surprise! for once Nick didn't eat the apple, what does your dream mean?, why do people oversleep for work?
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I have crazy dreams all the time. No, really, ask Mo’Nickque — she knows all about Eve. Maybe this one isn’t especially crazy, but because I am bound to have crazier crazy dreams in the future I should probably start telling you about the less crazy ones now. (Some exaggerations may apply) & (Don’t expect [...]