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Benutty
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Posts by Benutty
40 Is the New 30 Is the New Shoulder Is the New Sweetums Is the New Wanna Know What I Hate
April 27, 2011 - 9:40 AM
Tags: Bite my rice titty
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 3 comments
Nick just told Shawnito that 40 is the new 30. That means we all get to look forward to a meltdown/blow out at his 40th bday party — huhns, besties, lovies, aunties and all non-Mexicans will have their shit tossed off a balcony, their rice titties torn from their halter tops, wigs thrashed, and faces [...]
Ten Best Films of My Life
April 24, 2011 - 12:21 PM
Tags: American Beauty, Best films of my life, Best of my life, Lord of the Rings, Mean Girls, Rabbit Hole, The Lion King
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 2 comments
If you want a theme to point to explain my cinematic sensibilities, I’m a total sucker for dramatic tear-jerkers. And it has recently been pointed out to me that I typically dislike movies about poor people. I know I appreciate movies that I can interpret, free of strict explanations offered up by the film itself, [...]
Ten Best Albums of My Life
April 22, 2011 - 2:36 PM
Tags: 21, Best of my life, Body Talk, Good Girl Gone Bad, Once Again, Ray of Light, Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, Ten best albums of my life, The ArchAndroid, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, The Velvet Rope, This Fire
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 1 comment
Well, well, well. Today marks the start of the celebration that is the week leading up to my 28th birthgay. In lieu of inviting any of you has-beens to the party I’m not having, I thought I’d bless you with a series of “best of” lists of the things I’ve cared about so far in [...]
Don’t Spread Yourself So Thin Then!
April 18, 2011 - 4:41 PM
Tags: girls want grindr too, grindr, the shawnito and hannah love story
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 11 comments
Hannah: Shawnito’s letting me use his picture for grindr. That’s true love. Me: Indeed.
Benutty’s Book Review: The Graveyard Book
April 18, 2011 - 10:20 AM
Tags: Carnegie Medal winner, Hugo Award winner, Locus Award winner, Neil Gaiman, Newbery Award winner, Nobody Owens, The Graveyard Book
Posted in The Bookshelf | 7 comments
(Neil Gaiman, 2008) You may or may not already be familiar with some of Neil Gaiman’s other works — most likely with Coraline or Stardust, both of which were made into films — but I wasn’t when I came across his critically acclaimed and much-awarded children’s novel, The Graveyard Book. I mean, I’d heard his [...]
Stereotypes & San Francisco: Building a Reality TV Franchise
April 8, 2011 - 10:14 AM
Tags: A-List: New York, A-List: San Francisco?, gay stereotypes, Real Housewives, Real Housewives of San Francisco?, reality TV, San Francisco, stereotyping
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 1 comment
The other day, in my post “So Delicious! A-Look at The A-List: New York,” I very thinly discussed the role of stereotypes in television, a relationship I see as entirely necessary for any program, specifically within the scope of reality, to work. In this companion-post, I want to flesh that out a little more while addressing my belief as to [...]
Papa-papa-razzi
March 31, 2011 - 8:42 PM
Tags: Christian Siriano for Payless, Dixie Normous, Halleloo!, Hello Kitty hot pink purse, hunnyreal, Shangela is a wannabe, that's right ladyboy-still-looks-like-a-boy lady, Variety Shop leggings, Walmart-West Sacramento
Posted in Paparazzi | 3 comments
If it walks like Dixie Normous, has a Hello Kitty purse like Dixie Normous, wears hot pink Variety Shop leggings like Dixie Normous, shops at Walmart on a Sunday like Dixie Normous, can barely walk in ho-heels like Dixie Normous, and just came from a church in a black faux leather jacket then, well, it’s [...]
This Woman’s Work: A Look at HBO’s Mildred Pierce
March 29, 2011 - 4:00 AM
Tags: EGOT actresses, Evan Rachel Wood, film noir, Guy Pearce, HBO miniseries, Kate Winslet, Melissa Leo, Mildred Pierce, period piece, Todd Haynes, Veda
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 6 comments
If you’ve heard the title “Mildred Pierce” before it is probably from the 1945 film starring Joan Crawford. That version, a film noir interpretation of the James M. Cain novel by the same name, earned Joan an Oscar for Best Actress and was nominated in several other categories. It is a fast-paced, beautiful black-and-white whodunnit [...]
Diet Update
March 28, 2011 - 6:23 PM
Tags: diet update, gross on grindr, lady boy, Nick is a stud lesbian
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 2 comments
Nick has lost hella weight!
The Essential Britney Spears
March 25, 2011 - 2:38 PM
Tags: Abomination, Britney Spears, Essential Britney Spears, Femme Fatale, OscarRaymundo, OutspokenNYC, Pardee, the hotticipation is killing me
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 8 comments
In honor of the new Britney Spears album release this Tuesday, I thought I’d provide FrankieRose our readers with a suggested playlist of the very very very essential Britney songs from her career so far. If you’re in doubt over why you should care about her or her music, take a look at this great [...]
Bathroom, Driving Range, or Both?
March 22, 2011 - 1:01 PM
Tags: 40-stall bathroom, bathroom etiquette, doing the deuce, driving range nonsense, facebook statuses misinterpreted
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 4 comments
Oops. Why does my mind always go to toilet? The following is a very short conversation with a friend from high school stemming from his Facebook status: Mike: Ok seriously there’s like 40 other stalls you can occupy. Why do you have to go to the one directly next to mine??? Me: The real question [...]