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Benutty
Champes. Rihanna. Hard. Books. Diet. Liar. Catan. Glitter. Dance. Dark. In. The. GaGa. Madonna. Shit. Die. 2. Morning. Yes. Honey. Mami. Aunties. Presents. When. There. Yes. Elephant. Yes. Time. Honey. Beyonce. Train. Wreck. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Sorry. Bite me. Sequins.
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Posts by Benutty
Yeah! What DOES That Make You?
July 29, 2010 - 12:40 PM
Tags: Animal, Gary Ke$ha, Ke$ha, Keshamess, quote, Take It Off, what makes an Alfie?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Apparently it was Ke$ha that said this, and NOT Gary-Ke$ha as originally assumed by national media:
“I have a song I wrote the other night called Take It Off about when I went to a drag show and how really turned on I was by these transvestite men taking clothes off. I was like, what does [...]
Benutty’s G’damn Bucket List
July 27, 2010 - 11:53 AM
Tags: alcide, bucket list, fuckit list, George Clooney, jay-z, landon donovan, the rock
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Fine. I’ll do it.
Benutty’s Bucket List:
be on Survivor and/or Big Brother and/or Amazing Race
go to a World Cup game
live in Manhattan
become a published author
perform in drag at a bar/in public
And for the hell of it…
Benutty’s Fuckit List:
Landon Donovan
Jay-Z
The Rock
Alcide
George Clooney
Preparations, or Tranny Hot Mess Dialogue
July 26, 2010 - 8:50 PM
Tags: black bra, extravaganza eleganza, nick's birthday party, Nyx cosmetics, preparations, tranny hot mess, Variety Shop on Clement
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 2 comments
Benutty
On my way to the variety shop oops
Nick
What!!! Girl! Loves it!
Benutty
I need a new bra and some Nyx cosmetics lol. And maybe a few weaves.
Nick
Oh girl. Get me a cheap bra. I’ll pay you back.
Benutty
Just a plain black one? Or flesh?
Nick
Prefer black but whatever will do.
Benutty
K I’m getting black too!!
Nick
Hunns!
Benutty
I’ll bedazzle yours
Nick
No one is going [...]
Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)
July 22, 2010 - 2:15 PM
Tags: a fully-stocked greenhouse, a golden pond, a yellow submarine, black coal from christmas past, every red robin restaurant in america, melted orange sherbert, new blue suede shoes, one single silverfish, the cartoon pink panther not steve martin, the purple people eater himself, the white house
Posted in Question of the Week | 2 comments
I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed?
A rainbow of things:
UrinalTweet
July 22, 2010 - 12:39 PM
Tags: coffee-pee, pee-coffee
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 2 comments
My pee has ne’er smelled more of coffee than it does today. Thank you.
Benutty’s Book Review: Tinkers
July 21, 2010 - 10:53 PM
Tags: life & death, Michael Cunningham, Paul Harding, Pulitzer Prize for Fiction, recommendation, The Hours, Tinkers
Posted in The Bookshelf | 5 comments
(Paul Harding, 2009)
Winner of the 2010 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction, Tinkers is the story of a man on his deathbed, falling inside himself to recount the memories of his childhood that involve his epileptic father. While sweet in its examination of the trials of life and death, Harding’s simple writing style also gives way to a haunting & melancholy tone. The [...]
An Amazing Amazing Race, or Fall of an Empire!
July 19, 2010 - 12:08 PM
Tags: fuck you Gary, San Francisco, So Hairy It's Scary, thanks Nick, The Amazing Race, we are fucked!
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
OMG. I’m still in bed because I can’t move. Two days later. Nick’s Amazing Race was truly amazing. He pulled it off way better than I thought the little nugget could and I’m so proud of him. Secretly I think he only wanted to do it so that Gary Jr. and I would be forced [...]
Whorsion of the 3rin
July 18, 2010 - 1:54 PM
Tags: bye 3rin, hella sore post Amazing Race, hidden treasures, hoarders, in your denim drawer, inside jokes, secret gifts, The Passion of the Christ, whorsion
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
You may or may not care know yet, but 3rin is moving in with her boyfriend, JP, and so we’re parting ways as roommates this month. While I was running walking the Amazing Race with Alfie yesterday, she was moving most of her shit out of the apartment.
Pause for backstory:
Last summer when I moved in, [...]
Smelly Like-uh Alcohol
July 16, 2010 - 9:01 AM
Tags: FrankieRose, out from under, post Pink Party, smelly like-uh alcohol, walking home is a disaster
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
This is what happens when I run out of blue cheese burritos and escape out from under the bridge.
Watch out, auntie-moms.
And don’t think I won’t push a bitch down & outta my way when I’m mad!!
Coz I will.
2010 World Cup Our Balls!
July 13, 2010 - 11:14 PM
Tags: 2010 World Cup Our Balls, Cesc Fabregas, Golden Booty, Spain, Spain is the hottest team, The Cesc Fabregas Show
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Congratulations to the first ever World Cup Our Balls champions — SPAIN!!! Spain has so many hot players. Villa, Fabregas, Valdes, Casillo, Torres! OMG. But not Puyol. Oops. Definitely the hottest team in the tournament.
Ooooh la la papi come over to mami, yes. Huhhhhnnn cup your balls then spin around like a dancing queen in [...]
2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (THE FINALS!)
July 10, 2010 - 12:02 PM
Tags: 2010 World Cup, 2010 World Cup Our Balls, Afellay, Argentina, Boateng, Bocanegra, Donovan, Fabregas, Feilhaber, Ghana, Golden Booty, Higuain, hottest players, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, United States, Valdes, Veloso, Villa
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The actual World Cup games end this weekend, so it is only fitting (and let’s hope it fits!) that the World Cup Our Balls tournament closes this weekend, too.
The final two teams, United States and Spain, have their hottest three players ready for the showdown.
Who wins, y’all?! Which freaking team is the freaking hottest?
UNITED STATES
Carlos [...]
2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (Semifinals)
July 6, 2010 - 8:25 PM
Tags: 2010 World Cup Our Balls, Argentina, Donovan, hollerdaise sauce, hottest players, men of the World Cup, Netherlands, Rodriguez, Sneijder, Spain, United States, Villa
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
What!! This shits is almost over (cry, cry) and we’re down to the final four teams, each of whom have thrown up their final hottie to make their way into the finals. In the finals, each team will show the three guys they’ve shown thusfar to help us determine who is the hottest team. Hollerdaise [...]
Nick is a Drunk Bitch
July 4, 2010 - 1:35 AM
Tags: mess
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That’s right. I said it.
So hat?! Who ares?!