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Alfie
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Posts by Alfie
Look Into My Crystal Balls
November 25, 2010 - 10:00 AM
Tags: does this guy really exist?, I love cats, Where did my balls go?
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I have always been a “take it as it comes” sort of person when it came to my future. I have ideas and dreams just like anybody else, but really I take life one day at a time and let the opportunities come to me. That’s how I ended up in my current dead end [...]
The Official 2010 Holiday Drink of Hunnies
November 23, 2010 - 6:07 PM
Tags: bubbly beer, Here's to drag queens!, new weapon for d@2 killer
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Those of you who know the members of the Haus of Hunnnies well, know that we have many many many loves for many many many different types of alcohols. Whether it’s Benutty’s standard or cum filled cocktails, Gary Jr/Misha’s home brewed beer, wine, or of course CHAMPS, we love our booze. Well given the special [...]
This is my life…
November 6, 2010 - 9:22 AM
Tags: I better stop writing this and go do the dishes, I want a goldfish, Jeopardy!, poop, poop kabob
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While sitting on the couch Thursday night having just finished our dinner and answering questions to the Double Jeopardy round aloud, Kitty and I heard the cats running all about in the other room. Just as the noise caught our attention Bean shot out of the hallway did three back flips, two somersaults, a Neo [...]
If you read all the way to the bottom of this post you can see me naked.
October 14, 2010 - 8:19 PM
Tags: Can't pay your rent on a studio in Bakersfiedl--Buy a home in Berkeley, Hestia buttfuck, Spam Mail
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So I understand you have to be pretty dumb to open an e-mail with bad grammar, no punctuation, a vague subject line, and a shady link. So, if your the mastermind of viruses and your writing one of these e-mails, you probably realize that as well and allow yourself some creative flexibility when you write [...]
When Jay met Nick…
October 3, 2010 - 5:04 PM
Tags: baby jay rides backwards, little huns, oink oink nick
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Alfies Bucket List
July 28, 2010 - 8:30 AM
Tags: biking, Go 49ers!, Hiking, Purple Roses, Quiero Alexis Bledel, Traveling
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Eight things and two people I want to do before I die: Ride my bike across the country and back. Visit Lebanon/Syria Visit Portugal Become a certified sommelier Ride Paris-Brest Paris Go to a 49ers Superbowl Learn a second language Backpack across the entire John Muir Trail Gary jr. Alexis Bledel
Stupid Bitches
July 22, 2010 - 8:12 PM
Tags: Alfie can get annoyed, Red heads are crazy, whatever I'm over it now., Why is my girlfriend spending more time on playboy then me?
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Background: Kitty goes to USF Law School which of course means there are lots of stupid stuck up bitches in her class. One of her classmates who I have met multiple times and don’t care much for because she is all drama – and not the fun kind of drama like whispering to Gary Jr. [...]
Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)
July 21, 2010 - 9:16 PM
Tags: All of your highschool pens, Conspiracy theories; amber alerts
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This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA: I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed? This is actually a really cryptic story. Gary [...]
Good Movies and Bad Movies
June 21, 2010 - 4:56 PM
Tags: 6 inches forward and 5 inches back, Look I posted shit!, Movies can rule, Movies can suck
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BAD MOVIES Now, to start off with a caveat, I am no major movie buff and have no credentials to critic anybody but… What fucking moron Hollywood dickhead decided it was a good idea to take two washed up Hollywood actors who have only made bad spy movies for the last decade and put them [...]
Lost Characters
May 20, 2010 - 11:27 AM
Tags: I wish I was sawyer cause he slept with kate, Island love, Lost
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 5 comments
After burning through the first 5 seasons of lost as of late, I have been thinking about The Island a lot. So many mysteries, so many characters. With only a few minutes of free time at work (not enough to watch an episode) I have decided to type up a few lists. Top 5 Best [...]
Question of the Week 04/03 – 04/09
April 7, 2010 - 9:17 AM
Tags: alms for the poor, Mad Madam Mim, Merlins Beard!, Sexy arabian princess
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What are your top 3 Disney/Pixar animated feature films of all time? And which villain has most inspired your personality and/or signature look? (Coz bitches, you isn’t princesses huhhhnnss!!) The sword in the Stone: BEST DISNEY EVER. I can’t really tell you what it is about this movie that I love so much, but it’s [...]