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Alfie
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Posts by Alfie
A bad day in Benutty’s world
April 28, 2011 - 10:31 AM
Tags: rhasta legs, Rihanna reharsal, Toilet tweets
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 3 comments
This comic instantly made me think of Benutty. The question is what would Benutty actually do: a) pinch it off and run to recover his phone with his pants around his ankle b) Braid his leg hairs c) Sing pop songs
I declare Shinanigans
March 18, 2011 - 7:44 AM
Tags: idol sharks, Joey Greco, Two for the money
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 3 comments
How is it that Gary Jr, Nick, and Benutty know exactly what is going to happen week after week, season after season on American Idol? You bitches must be cheating! I think you should start a business, you could be one of those gambling advisers like in that one terrible movie, with that terrible actor. [...]
Chinese Candy
February 18, 2011 - 4:22 PM
Tags: don't let them see light, dont get them wet, dont let them eat after midnight
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 2 comments
The very sweet and very lovely housekeeper who cleans my office every morning, has a second job at an Asian grocery store and often brings us treats (usually produce). Today she brought in the candy you see pictured above. “Black sesame dragon beard candy”. Now I will try anything once and most things twice but [...]
A toast
February 14, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: We either love you or your dead!
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 7 comments
As I was stumbling at work today (actually 30 seconds ago) I came across this toast online and I was amazed at how poetically fitting it was to this group. Here’s Champagne to our real friends and real pain to our sham friends.
Drag Queens and History
February 8, 2011 - 3:27 PM
Tags: could be fun, Free food, I'm there, mabye., Which Queen in our group is the empress of the United States of Hunnies!?
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 5 comments
Because I was a History Major and for 3/4th of a second a Masters student at SFSU, I am on a few e-mail lists and get history spam mail from time to time of sometimes interesting but otherwise not so exciting events, speakers, etc. Well today I received another e-mail regarding another somewhat interesting — [...]
Where Do All The Discarded Dolls Go?
January 26, 2011 - 12:02 PM
Tags: Dolls @ 2am, if a doll is not a hun.
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 3 comments
When dolls are good, live full lives, treat their doll makers with respect they get to go to doll heaven — Also known as Nick’s parents house. But what if a doll is ugly and evil, or warn out from Gary Jr and Misha’s sexcapades.. where do those dolls go? Well those dolls apparently go [...]
Living with Kitty(s)
January 25, 2011 - 12:18 PM
Tags: living with kitty(s), Nants ingonyama bagithi baba, this is my life now
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 5 comments
As all of you know Kitty was given her nickname because of her unhealthy affection for all the cats of the earth. She talks to our cats, she plays with them like they are dolls, dresses them up on holidays and tells them not to play with their food. Last week when she was in [...]
Playoff Predictions
January 4, 2011 - 8:02 PM
Tags: Alfie predicts the future, big splashes, Football Americano
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 11 comments
When the Giants don’t make the playoffs, I never really watch baseball playoffs until the World Series. The same is true about basketball, just give me the finals. Why, you ask? Because watching best of 5 and best of 7 series are painful. The same teams take 3 weeks to finish a series and that [...]
Best of 2010
December 31, 2010 - 8:40 PM
Tags: Amy are you ready yet?, GIANTS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS 2010!, Happy Birthday (D@2 turns 1!!!!), Happy New Year, See you all soon!
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 3 comments
2010 ends in about 3 1/2 hours and I’m still waiting for Amy to get ready so I can go party with everybody who will read this. So, while I have a few minutes… lets recap 2010. Firstly, I would like to admit that I did not fully reach my 2010 resolution to ride 100miles [...]
Admit it..
December 17, 2010 - 4:55 PM
Tags: admit it, christmas episodes, Golden Girls, southern accent
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 3 comments
Ever since you went to see the Golden Girls X-mas special you have talked in a southern woman’s voice more often! I know I do.
Well Said
December 9, 2010 - 3:57 PM
Tags: eat this bread for it is my flesh, how does my religion taste?, I'm very proud of my religion
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 6 comments
This is the best description of religion I’ve seen in a long time… unless your Jay who probably sees nothing wrong with “preaching” in this sense.