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Jay Found His Present
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
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Discovery Channels: Creatures in Captivity
March 26, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: abnormal environment, attention seeker, cower, dance shows, dark corner, elaborate water show, fog, pacing, self-grooming, stereotypical behaviors, troll, wild animals
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
Most wild animals in captivity develop repetitive and purposeless motor behaviors called “stereotypical behaviors”. Examples of this include pacing around or self-grooming. These behaviors are thought to be caused by the animals’ abnormal environment. Unlike most wild animals, the troll has very few stereotypical behaviors. Although the troll is known for overly self-grooming, very rarely [...]
Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Urine Incident
December 23, 2010 - 11:30 AM
Tags: big rigs, bottle of water, cell phones, cologne, fresno, gay bars, hotel, iron, lobby, madera, merced, nick's greatest moments, pants, penis, sacramento, underwear, urine
Posted in Greatest Moments | 4 comments
In 2001 my friends and I decided to check out the gay bar scene in Fresno… I know I know… why the hell would we ever want to go to Fresno? But hello… hella hot latinos! I had got a late start driving out there from Sacramento, so I was trying to make the trip [...]
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
Shawnito’s New Tattoo
December 8, 2010 - 3:36 AM
Tags: areola, black sheep, Blanche, dorothy, Golden Girls, ink, Llama, new, rose, sophia, tattoo, thank you for being a friend
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
We all know how Shawnito loves to get new tattoos, but oddly enough he is feeling really shy about showing his new ink. Well my salty spy Tiffany “Black Sheep” Areola snapped this picture of it for me to show all of you! He really loves those girls doesn’t he?
Furries?
July 20, 2010 - 11:51 AM
Tags: amazing race, cow, is gary jr. into furries?, monkey
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’m not really sure what is going on here, but this is how we found Gary Jr. this weekend after the Amazing Race. He sure likes his furry little friends.
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
A Troll Birthday
April 29, 2010 - 9:40 AM
Tags: dead, go back under your bridge and die troll, Happy Birthday, troll, trollific
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Happy birthday Benutty. Have a trollific time! Yesssss.
You Know What I Hate?
April 24, 2010 - 11:54 PM
Tags: 911, accident, be safe, bike, bruises, car, happy birthday shawnito, helmet, Llama, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 2 comments
I hate when cars hit bicyclist. While out on a walk today Jay and I saw a bicyclist get hit by a car. The car should have yielded to the bike, but you know how it goes. I called 911 while Jay attended to the cyclist. A big chuck of the guys helmet broke off [...]
A Trolls Toys
April 6, 2010 - 11:48 AM
Tags: busted, cow, cuties outfit, flipping the bird, pig, sheep, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
Look at the disgusting toys Benutty was caught playing with when we weren’t around. A pig, a cow, and a sheep (poor Bradley). I’m offended. But girl… you are looking so thin… the diet is really working out for you. Congrats. Did you borrow that outfit from 3rin’s closet?
March 11, 2011 - 2:37 PM
Whoever could it be?
And why has it taken Jay sooooo long to finally wear a suit.
March 11, 2011 - 2:38 PM
Love the artistic background, Nick. (Cuz God knows Jay didn’t take such a pretty photo).
March 11, 2011 - 2:41 PM
Mmhmm.. I’m known to be a fantastic photographer.
March 11, 2011 - 4:13 PM
You’re also known for your ugly comforter.
March 11, 2011 - 8:56 PM
Actually, come to think of it, that looks like a picture of a black thong on Gary’s hot pink, wrinkled groin-roll.
Niet.
March 14, 2011 - 10:49 AM
I wish he hadn’t found them until he was in a meeting.