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Who Dies?
After a solid week of voting the results are in…. with 9 votes Benutty dies!
Snookie-Rose and Kitty were not far behind… you girls are lucky labias! The real winner here is Misha who only got 2 votes. Way to go Misha!
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Who Can We Talk Shit About, Let’s Think…
September 7, 2010 - 10:42 PM
Tags: nothing better to do so let's talk about someone, phaggyphatphuck, Snooki-Rose, typicallywhat, who's dumb?, youtube video boredom
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr., Videos | 4 comments
Nick: “Cuz that’s what we do best, really” Gary Jr.: “mmm” Nick: “Who do we both know that’s dumb?” Gary Jr.: “Snooki-Rose?” Nick: *Cute face*
Snooki-Rose Backs It Up for D@2
August 3, 2010 - 10:39 AM
Tags: back it up, Dixie Normus, extravaganza eleganza, Oh Am I? dance craze, Snooki-Rose, walkin like the floor is hot
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty | 9 comments
Leave it up to Snooki-Rose to back it up like this for Nickipoo in her own poo!! And she’s doing that new dance craze, the “Oh Am I?”! And, look! Oh shit! Snooks-Rosemary even got a piece of that satisfaction shit that Dixie was laying out! Holler.
Extravaganza Eleganza!
August 2, 2010 - 12:01 PM
Tags: Amelia Bearhart, Dixie Normus, extravaganza eleganza, Jersey Shore, Misha, Miss Take, Posts by Jay, Shalita Double-Double, Sham Payne, Snooki-Rose
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’d just like to thank everyone who made it out to my fabulous birthday party this weekend. Twas fun! Special thanks to my favorite queens Dixie Normus, Amelia Bearhart, Miss Take, Sham Payne, and the hostess cupcake with the mostess… Shalita Double-Double. Your performances were amazing!!! Special thanks to Misha, and Jay for doing an [...]
Coming This Weekend!
April 29, 2010 - 2:00 AM
Tags: cardigan mondays, cum on everybody, Dead Giveaway, Misha, Professor Earl of Grey, the kitchen, the slingshot
Posted in D@2 Crew | No comments
Coming Soon!
April 26, 2010 - 2:00 AM
Tags: Audrey Herpes-Burn, cigarette, Dead Giveaway, eat a taco, fuck a taco, kitty, the bathroom, the knife
Posted in D@2 Crew | No comments
Shouldn’t Have Said It Then
April 14, 2010 - 12:59 PM
Tags: Alfie squeals like a girl, dolphins are gay sharks, Glee, LostIdolFest, Misha, Nick squeals like a pig, pig on skates
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 6 comments
Yesterday and this morning were a mess for huhhnns talking shit about their friends. Must be the stench of pending doom in the air… background: Benutty goes to Nick’s every Tuesday for LostIdolFest, but didn’t this week coz he was sickies Apr 13, 2010 8:38 pm Benutty I don’t like not being at your house [...]
Welcoming Sveta to the Haus
April 13, 2010 - 11:54 AM
Tags: dying cat, Misha, Sveta, Sweetums, wonderful music by Gary
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 5 comments
Last night, Misha’s sister Sveta was introduced to the blog. Misha sent her a text with a YouTube link to view the Sweetums Premiere and she loved it. She was like “Oh my god. Gary Jr. is creative.” However, she’s crafty. She read my description of the video and quickly discovered our Dead at 2am [...]
Question of the Week (03/06 – 03/12)
March 9, 2010 - 7:00 PM
Tags: a pie, Alex Trebek, Beauregarde, I die at 42, Jack Tripper, Misha, nasty Nick porn makes hunnies die, nutella 'n bananas, Oprah kills, RuPaul, Staypuft, stole the multi-color options from Benutty
Posted in Question of the Week | 2 comments
This week’s question was asked by Roman from Fresno, CA: Q: Answer the following questions using no more than one sentence? What person/s do you most credit with shaping who you are? –Oprah, Jack Tripper, RuPaul, the robot girl from Small Wonder, Natalie from the Facts of Life, Alex Trebek, Sandra Day O’Connor, the black [...]
Spotted: The Nick Family Portrait
February 27, 2010 - 7:31 PM
Tags: bathroom, bovine eyes, bright tiles, family portrait, fatasses, FrankieRose, Misha, pigs, Roadside BBQ, three generations
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
Misha and I had dinner tonight at the Roadside BBQ on Geary Blvd. in San Francisco. I needed to pee and entered the brightly tiled bathroom. Lo and behold! What did my bovine eyes spy? Someone at the Roadside BBQ broke into Nick’s family home and stole the treasured Nick Family Portrait! I mean that [...]
I Have Accepted Benutty’s Dare
February 18, 2010 - 2:36 PM
Tags: ??? ?????? ?? ??? ???, ??????, boombox, doo rags, honk, ipod, jerks, Misha, pipe smoke, plunger, poop water, rubix cube, russians, udders
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 4 comments
And I have found my own “In Defense of Trolls” video. I think this video captures pretty much everything you jerks need to know and/or think about me. First off, I like Russians. (Hey Misha!) I am a cow. (Hey ??????!) I always have a boombox around my neck. (Hello iPod!) Hella thugs in red [...]
September 2, 2010 - 1:31 PM
I’d like to thank all my family members for their votes — you truly do make up more than half of our readership. And can’t wait to see you this weekend!
Also: disappointed my 4 votes for Nick didn’t make a bigger dent. Also curious is how ten minutes ago I had two less votes than I do now. So in ten minutes I got two votes AND then conveniently Nick posts the results. Sounds like a setup.
September 2, 2010 - 1:43 PM
Um someone asked me when it was going to end, and that person made the final vote I am sure. Mmhmm
September 4, 2010 - 2:00 AM
im ever so slightly offended @ ” lucky labias! “