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Tags: Amelia Bearhart, Dixie Normus, extravaganza eleganza, Miss Take, Shalita Double-Double, Sham Payne, Too hot for Lil Kim
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  • #1 written by FrankieRose
    August 2, 2010 - 11:32 PM
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    I love everything about this photo.

  • #2 written by 3rin
    August 3, 2010 - 9:53 AM
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    Ditto.

  • #3 written by Benutty
    August 3, 2010 - 10:52 AM
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    I hate it

  • #4 written by Aunt F
    August 3, 2010 - 8:56 PM
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    I think I love it too, secretly.

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Spotted: Shalita Double-Double at the Oakland PD

April 8, 2011 - 8:07 AM

Tags: dispatching, ktvu news, oakland pd, Shalita Double-Double
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments

That’s right. Shalita Double-Double doubles as a dispatcher. A dispatcher at large. Can you spot her?

The Better of Two Miserable Experiences, or Shalittering All Over My Life

March 14, 2011 - 5:01 PM

Tags: Benutty Family Reunion, butterfly costumes, death by conference call, Levi's Union Square, miserable experience, on the phone with FrankieRose, put a fork in the pork, sex with Jay, Shalita Double-Double, shalitterbox, shalitterbug, shalittering all over my miserable life
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 4 comments

Nick likes to invite people to share in his miserable experiences. I was lucky enough to get out of this one today because of my own personal miserable experience — a Benutty Family Reunion Committee Meeting conference call. But I couldn’t resist the chance to put a fork in the pork, if you know what [...]

Final Jeopardy!

March 11, 2011 - 6:51 AM

Tags: Amelia Bearhart, DFC Award, Final Jeopardy
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments

Yes, cuntrags. It’s Final Jeopardy and Amelia Bearhart is still the category. Place your bets and comment your best question to the following answer:

$1600 Amelia Borehart

March 10, 2011 - 6:46 AM

Tags: Amelia Bearhart, Amelia Borehart, Bush, Double Jeopardy, Hillary Ridehard Clinton, It's Pat Nixon, Martha Washingherton, Mary/Todd Lincoln, Where's Michelle Kwanbama?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 2 comments

$800 Amelia Bearhart

March 8, 2011 - 7:06 AM

Tags: $800 Answer, Amelia Bearhart, Double Jeopardy, Lady Labia, Lady Limon, Lady Lipstick, Lady Llama, Lady Loosey
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments

$400 Amelia Bearhart

March 7, 2011 - 10:33 AM

Tags: $400 Answer, 440 Castro, Amelia Bearhart, Double Jeopardy, Gary Jr.'s Assissippi Rivercrack, IBM, Nick's balcony, San Francisco tacquerias, visiting Shawnito in Hades, Watson
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 6 comments

This week you’re playing Double Jeopardy! in the category “Amelia Bearhart.” Can you question the answers correctly? Probz not! Y’know coz you’re not Watson, but who cares. Try anyway, horrorbag.

Resolutions 2011

January 6, 2011 - 2:13 AM

Tags: 2011, bike ride, drag queens, glitter, kitty / amy?, law school, lotion, oops mine didn't turn out, resolutions, Shalita Double-Double, sorry this is late... just got my new computer.
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 6 comments

Papa-papa-razzi

December 24, 2010 - 12:55 PM

Tags: Cucci purse, filthy funky, Gary Santa, mop, Nick's pig sty on Shalita's head, no words needed coz that walk is enough, paparazzi, red rat's nest, santa baby, Shalita Double-Double, shalitterbox
Posted in Paparazzi, Videos | 4 comments

If it walks like Shalita Double-Double, has a rat’s nest like Shalita Double-Double, wears secretary clothes like Shalita Double-Double, doesn’t look both ways when crossing the street like Shalita Double-Double, has no friends like Shalita Double-Double, and smells like a shalitterbox then, well, it’s probably that filthy funky fucking whorebag Shalita Double-Double. Yeah, girl, look [...]

Things That Make Me Think of You

December 19, 2010 - 12:01 AM

Tags: amazing game, belly button, phobia's, queen spatula, quelf, Shalita Double-Double
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 4 comments

I was playing Quelf tonight with my friends, and one of the cards we drew totally made me think of Gary Jr.   This is totally something he would say.

Real Housewives of the San Francisco Giants

November 4, 2010 - 7:18 AM

Tags: Amelia Bearhart, drag queens, halloween costumes, Real Housewives, SF Giants, Shalita Double-Double, Shamperella
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments

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