No need to make a list of who said it because i think we all know who this could be
I hate it when I am lazy and type on a computer thinking it will auto correct to what I want it to say. Damn you iPhone!! Again I took Nicks category. So What! Who Cares?!?
What do you guys think? Gary Jr.’s sister or Gary Jr. in drag?
January 11, 2011 - 3:30 PM
Tags: bagel, brooches, cockfie, cream cheese, fairy tale, Golden Gate Park, heifer, kittoris, love, love story, part 2, romance, sweaty ass, tales, trollgatha
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Like my first story “The Tales of Trollgatha and Heifer“, I made this story up as I went along, and I didn’t revise it at all. I call it… The Tales of Trollgatha and Cockfie. Once upon a time there was a small man named Cockfie. Cockfie liked to bike, do yoga, and read books [...]
I do love the Black Sheep but she kills me. she gets her name because she loves to wear all black all the time and one day I made the mistake of telling her to add a little color to the mix….. so cut to the Black Sheep strutting in with her purple chucks on [...]
January 6, 2011 - 10:42 AM
Tags: bart, crypt keeper old, damn phone, dead@2am bitches, fugly sluts, iPhone4, like super old, nick's category, old people, Posts by Shawnito
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 3 comments
Yeah I stole nick’s category. Now lets move on. I hate when old people (like super old. like crypt keeper old) have a better iPhone then I do and they don’t even know how to use it. So the Crypt Keeper sits next to me this morning on bart and half way to work she [...]
December 8, 2010 - 3:36 AM
Tags: areola, black sheep, Blanche, dorothy, Golden Girls, ink, Llama, new, rose, sophia, tattoo, thank you for being a friend
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
We all know how Shawnito loves to get new tattoos, but oddly enough he is feeling really shy about showing his new ink. Well my salty spy Tiffany “Black Sheep” Areola snapped this picture of it for me to show all of you! He really loves those girls doesn’t he?
see you all on the 30th. I will be rockin this outfit
Good job girl!!! Love your work.
This is going to be me if I buy anymore bikes. I am just one person and I own 3 bikes. I think someone needs to call Hoarders and tell them about me
August 5, 2010 - 12:21 PM
I have a feeling someone is going to get some salty looks later…
I do like that they are slip on shoes… I miss my fucking slip on shoes. This laces shit is for the dogs… Can I get a amen up in here?
August 5, 2010 - 12:25 PM
ill have you know that my danskos are supported by the apma (http://www.apma.org/)
and when im fifty, my feets ( yeah i said it… FEETS ) wont look all crunchy because i wore fashion pointy 6″ heels to work.
August 5, 2010 - 12:30 PM
i love my fashion pointy 6″ heels.
August 5, 2010 - 12:33 PM
thus when you’re fifty your talons wont fit in shoes…
i’ll wait to see this….
August 5, 2010 - 1:02 PM
Talons! hahahaha love it
August 5, 2010 - 1:05 PM
My question is what do you wear with orthopedic Amish footwear?
For real.
August 5, 2010 - 2:16 PM
I’m with Shawnito in this one. Burn those fugs.
August 5, 2010 - 2:58 PM
B….. my shoes are cute and fashionable; dont let shawnito trick you…. have you seen his shoes today?
i’m just sayin.
August 5, 2010 - 3:08 PM
Update has been added.
August 5, 2010 - 10:18 PM
The court has ruled. Both are ugly. Both shall be burned henceforth at a time convenient to both parties. However, as both parties leave the bonfire shoeless, one will have proper posture and healthy arches. The other will have a naked pirate lady tattoo. Nick will remained hooved. The court also determines that BlackSheep’s need for healthy feet to be silly game of abstraction. Cuz you know that bitch ain’t walking home from the bonfire, she’s hailing a cab. Werk.
August 5, 2010 - 10:28 PM
leelee, this is black sheep….. dont start!
August 5, 2010 - 10:34 PM
justice gary i appreciate the ruling in this matter. when shawnito ends up with clubbed feet and mangled talons, i’ll graciously walk over with proper posture and healthy arches and ease is pain.
meanwhile, because i did in fact hail that cab, we will celebrate with adult beverages and a marie claire magazine. <– yeah i said it.
boof!
August 6, 2010 - 9:08 AM
And a Marie Calendars pie
August 6, 2010 - 9:43 AM
is it 2am yet?
August 6, 2010 - 12:46 PM
Justice Gary Jr. dies in Colombia. That’s right… I know people!