Next stop… Whores!
Extravaganza Eleganza!
I’d just like to thank everyone who made it out to my fabulous birthday party this weekend. Twas fun! Special thanks to my favorite queens Dixie Normus, Amelia Bearhart, Miss Take, Sham Payne, and the hostess cupcake with the mostess… Shalita Double-Double. Your performances were amazing!!! Special thanks to Misha, and Jay for doing an excellent job as well.
If you missed the party… sorry… your loss. This party was soooo hot even Snooki showed up. Looks like she found a new shore to party at!
Tags: Amelia Bearhart, Dixie Normus, extravaganza eleganza, Jersey Shore, Misha, Miss Take, Posts by Jay, Shalita Double-Double, Sham Payne, Snooki-Rose
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And what a vast and arid shore she found! Loving the paparazzi pic, Snooks!
Fun great party Nick! Señorita Limon is turning over in her early grave, regretting that she couldn’t make it!
August 2, 2010 - 5:07 PM
Hey girl! Your party was a blast that night.
My ass looks fucking hot in that dress… I was wearing my corset, I look slutty, but I don’t give a fuck. I can wear whatever the fuck I want.
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Snooki has nothing on that bitch. love her