Next stop… Whores!
Archive for August, 2010
D@2 Blogger Wins an Emmy!
Aug 30th
Fun Conversations on Grindr
Aug 28th
ToiletPost: Please God Let Me Rise Up
Aug 27th
Omg. I went to play volleyball on Wednesday night at Baladium in Alameda and let me tell you how big of a mess my body is in right now.
I stayed home from work yesterday coz I could barely move. I thought i had a sprained ankle coz I couldn’t move it or stand on it and it hurt like hell. Kept it up and on ice all day and it’s pretty ok now so I think it was just sore. But add to that: blister on foot, bloody nail on toe, floor burns on shin and knee, three bruises on palm of hand, and ball burns on forearms. Sore shoulders, forearms, elbows, feet, and quads.
Seriously I hope I can even stand up off this toilet when I’m done peeing out of my ass.
Teenage Dream
Aug 25th
So this week Katy Perry’s second album Teenage Dream came out. I spent the day listening to it and here is my review:
Sell out!
Fortunately for me I love when artists sell out, because it means they produced an album that is pure pop and catchy. This is honestly my favorite kind of music, as I’m a big homo! Obviously I am totally over California Gurls… so played out! Songs like Teenage Dream, Last Friday Night (TGIF), and The One That Got Away are great songs though that would remind anyone of the good times they had when they were younger and therefore you can appreciate the silliness of the songs. But songs like Firework and Hummingbird Heartbeat sound like some shit Kara DioGuardi would have wrote… for all I know she did. Peacock reminds me a lot of Dinosaur by Ke$ha or really anything from that tragic mess. Skip over Who Am I Living For?… fucking awful!
Overall I think it’s a good listen… I give it a 3.5 out of 5 on the D@2 sex scale. ( I would tell some people I did it)… ummmm… wait… whatever.
Who Said It?
Aug 25th
i dont do fat friends anymore
who said it?
Alfie
Benutty
Gary Jr.
Jay
Nick
Shawnito
Q: What Did Kitty Learn in Spain?
Aug 23rd
Best of Grindr: San Francisco Union Square
Aug 23rd
I have to admit, the best part about living near Union Square is that with all the hotels and office buildings around there is an ever-evolving flow of new meat to choose from on Grindr. During the day I have access to all the glory hole-loving, married, business types and at night I get to check out all of the in-town-til-Tuesday-from-Australia-here’s-my-spare-room-key types. It’s hog-heaven.
No, literally. Hog. There are so many goddamn disasters on this shit I don’t know who to choose from! Here are the ones I’m still considering for Shawnito — tell me who I should hook her up with, y’all!
The Blue-Haired Monster, Part 1
The Blue-Haired Monster, Part 2
Top Too Lucky to Paint Coffee; Beer-Martini Forks a Jet in French Rainbows?
Benutty’s Book Review: A Death in the Family
Aug 22nd
Wow. I can’t think of a book I’ve read recently that could even dream of standing up to this one in greatness. Tinkers comes close — and is actually probably heavily inspired by Agee — but, let’s be real. I mean, this shiz was simply amazing. A semi-autobiographical story of how a small family in Tennessee copes with the death of one of their own, A Death in the Family is heartbreaking from the very beginning. Told through the experience of most of the novel’s characters, Agee’s writing is magnificent in the way he weaves in and out of each character’s inner & outer dialogue. In one moment we know what a character wants to say, and in the next we see him say something entirely different out of social grace. In the minds of the two children we are able to understand the confusion of an adolescent who must learn what death is, while also dealing with typical childhood problems – sibling rivalry, school bullying, and parental appreciation. In the adults we learn of their religious and/or atheistic justifications for death, and how simplistic either explanation of life can actually be. A character-driven novel, A Death in the Family is moving & universal; Agee’s characters are inspiring, and his talent for description top of the mark.
I just can’t recommend this book enough. But if you pick it up, have a sympathetic heart because it’s not an easy read emotionally.
Notable excerpt:
“Joel, I know that God in a wheelbarrow wouldn’t convince you,” his sister said. “We aren’t even trying to convince you. But while you’re being so rational, why at least please be rational enough to realize that we experienced what we experienced.”
Did or Didn’t?
Aug 20th
Friend: I may or may not have helped someone pee in the bathroom.
Me: no you didn’t.
Friend: I did.
Me: you held their penis?
Friend: I did.








