Monday

Shawnito:

Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants

Co-worker:

You know I shop there right?

Shawnito:

…….(walking away)

Co-worker:

Now I’m salty

Shawnito:

They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole

Co-worker:

Label whore


Tuesday

Co-worker:

Good morning Shawnito

Shawnito:

Good morning (walks over to her desk)

Hey Aretha Franklin

Co-worker:

Oh no you didn’t ( rips off giant hair bow and throws it on her desk)

Now I’m salty

Time of death 9:45am. R.I.P giant Aretha hair bow.

I think its going to be a salty week here at the office.

what will tomorrow bring?