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Smelly Like-uh Alcohol
This is what happens when I run out of blue cheese burritos and escape out from under the bridge.
Watch out, auntie-moms.
And don’t think I won’t push a bitch down & outta my way when I’m mad!!
Coz I will.
Tags: FrankieRose, out from under, post Pink Party, smelly like-uh alcohol, walking home is a disaster
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Poor FR. She stood no chance between Benutty and his gin and blue cheese quiche.
July 16, 2010 - 11:11 AM
I know you spilled that booze on yourself too. Don’t try to blame others.
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Crackaddict, nobody is claiming I didn’t spill it on myself. Also: nobodys claiming I didn’t pour the rest on FRose before I knocked her over.
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For the record, He did spill on himself. He had blue cheese crumbles on the corner of his mouth and stuck to his shirt…. And he was a hot mess who attacked Frankie Rose without warning.