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Shouldn’t Have Said It Then
Nick is a bitch, but Gary Jr. is still mad at me for ruining her and everyone else’s Marina and the Diamonds experience so I had to talk to Nick today.
Monday July 12, 12:30 pm
Benutty
i wanna bring over the strobe light and maybe we can put my performance songs into iMovie and see what we’re working withNick
you should just come over tonight stupid bitch.. no one ever sees you anymore..Benutty
oh you cow
and excuse me i see you all the timeNick
eohBenutty
and Alfie doesnt see me because Alfie is a little “i dont return text messages” bitch
and Jay likes not seeing meNick
oh.. yea
lolBenutty
bam
“bam” is the new “that’s right, i said it.”Nick
um.. thats so 5 years ago emeril lagasseBenutty
hello, trends rotate!Nick
not that quickly
thats right.. i said it
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You Know What I Hate?
March 2, 2011 - 1:07 AM
Tags: bam, day after drinking poops, drag show, first date, job interview, nervous, pooping, shamperella poops a lot, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 9 comments
I hate nervous pooping. There is nothing worse than when you are about to do something that you are nervous about, and BAM!… the poops hit you. I remember last year when we did the drag show on my birthday and the whole time I was waiting I had to poop so bad. It always [...]
Busted!
January 18, 2011 - 12:16 AM
Tags: benutty and BK sitting in a tree K. I. S. S. I. N. G., blushing, busted, i love love, in the mood for love, it was only a matter of time, Shouldn't Have Said It Then
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
Obviously this was going to end up on the blog. Come on… was there ever any doubt in anyone’s mind? The following took place via Facebook over a period of 3 days, and it certainly sounds like something suspicious is going on. Enquiring minds what to know! Saturday: BK: In the Mood for Love. Monday [...]
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
Absolutely Nick
April 21, 2010 - 2:10 AM
Tags: Absolutes, at 3 a wind comes in, can't not dive for the ball, golden words to live by, Nick is always right, Nick knows everything, Nick's Absolutes, that's right I said it, women love warm climates
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 10 comments
We all know by now that Nick knows everything and he’s always right and that’s right, he said it. But what you may not be familiar with yet are his absolutes. A Nick Absolute is a completely ridiculous statement made by Nick which, in the way he says it, leaves absolutely no room for a [...]
July 12, 2010 - 1:01 PM
and i’m sure all will agree that BAM is not the new anything.. ooo snaps!
July 12, 2010 - 2:19 PM
Stop trying to make BAM happen.
July 12, 2010 - 5:35 PM
Bitch, you can always talk to me…annoying or not. Teehee
July 12, 2010 - 9:38 PM
I didn’t return your text messages because I knew you were a drunk mess.