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Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Dating is like a box of See’s Candy. You poke, squeeze, lick, taste and smell all your options before finally finding the right one.
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The “Boyfriend” Slot
January 29, 2011 - 12:32 PM
Tags: Boyfriend for Benutty, dating, dating multiple people, fill my boyfriend slot, iphone dating apps, Odyssey of a Huhns Looking for Lovies in San Francisco, OKCupid, online dating, so i kept his book
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 9 comments
Sometimes online dating can be fun. Especially when conversations are at one moment intelligent, but then suddenly about sex in the next. Admittedly, I’m usually the one to bring it back to the vulgar… like this conversation I just had with a guy I met on OKCupid. Him: We were dating for a month and [...]
Boyfriend for Benutty, or Odyssey of a Huhns Looking for Lovies in San Francisco
January 3, 2011 - 3:13 PM
Tags: Boyfriend for Benutty, Canon Fodder Book Club, conversations with friendly lesbians, Crepevine, dating, girly man, manly girl, Odyssey of a Huhns Looking for Lovies in San Francisco, Under the Volcano is a conversation piece?, well gosh maybe lesbians arent that bad
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
I think I’m ready to do this. I’ve been single for a year and a half now, mostly because I wasn’t ready to date (even if Nick, Jay, and Gary might want y’all to believe otherwise). And I don’t mean “wasn’t ready” in the sense of being traumatized by any past relationship — I wasn’t [...]
Bucket List with Nick
July 28, 2010 - 5:16 PM
Tags: AIDS Life Cycle, board game, book, bucket list, business, david beckham, europe, lick, Portugal, safari, sky diving, weight
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Ok so I finally figured out my bucket list. Enjoy. 01-Ride the AIDS Life Cycle 02-Visit Portugal (Among other European nations) 03-Sky diving 04-Invent my own board game 05-Go on an African safari 06-Drive across country (I don’t think I could bike Alfie… we’ll see) 07-Write a book 08-Own my own business 09-Achieve and maintain [...]
Month in Media: April
April 30, 2010 - 11:59 PM
Tags: Alejandro lounge version, blokus, FrankieRose, Glee Cheerios, Guest Blogger, iPhone, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Lady GaGa, loseit app, Martina and the Diamonds, Mary J. Blige, mess, Santana, Shampain, shaun of the dead, soapy gay haul, sometipsforlife, squeeze, Stairway to Heaven, Sweetums, Ultrasound, We Rule, win-win, youtube
Posted in D@2 Crew | 1 comment
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of April! Gary Jr. YouTube — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Does Gaga First, you know I love Modern Family and the gay couple. Well, what could be better than 1/2 of that gay couple singing a lounge version [...]
Not-So-Deep Conversations
March 18, 2010 - 6:07 PM
Tags: life, not-so-deep thoughts, old man, scary movies, squeeze, wheelchair
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 1 comment
Gary Jr.: I love scary movies Nick: I don’t… well I don’t when I’m with you… You always squeeze my leg hella hard when something scares you. Gary Jr.: (looking at an old man walking by) I want to be like that when I’m old. Standing straight, looking good. Nick: Yea but you’d be in [...]
Shouldn’t Have Said It Then
February 15, 2010 - 11:06 PM
Tags: dating tips, Facebook, IKEA knife, jelly, papi, poke, seancody, severed finger
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 3 comments
Mama Nicky likes to think that he’s at the center of the world when it comes to the social lives of Gary Jr. and me. And, for the most part, he’s right. Take, for example, the weekend in November that he, Jay and Alfie were moving — Gary Jr. had just severed his own finger [...]
All The Single Ladies…
February 12, 2010 - 2:33 AM
Tags: attraction, dating, listen, movies, nerves, personality, politics, religion, restaurant, Single Ladies
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
Ten pieces of advice for all the Single Ladies out there… 1 – Always give a person a second date because nobody acts like themselves on the first date. Nerves are a bitch to overcome, and typically people are more relaxed on their second date. 2 – Have sex within the first 3 dates, because [...]
So What! Who Cares?!?
February 9, 2010 - 2:20 PM
Tags: butt, buttcheek, quarter, so what, squeeze, tush, who cares
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 5 comments
Last night I was relaxing on the couch with Misha. We were cuddling and he reached around to give my tush a little squeeze…and he starts laughing and laughing. I feel his finger playing with something and then he asks me, “Why do you have a quarter stuck to your buttcheek?” Frankly, I don’t know the [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Pencil Incident
February 6, 2010 - 1:00 PM
Tags: dad, dirty pussy, douche, mom, nick's greatest moments, pencil, science, sees candy
Posted in Greatest Moments | 1 comment
My 8th grade science class was nothing short of a freak show. Our teacher Mrs. Kuntz was a morbidly obese woman who always smelled like dirty pussy or some sort of feminine douche product. She breathed really heavy, and every word she spoke sounded like her last gasp for air. The year I was in [...]
July 16, 2010 - 12:08 PM
Dark chocolate please
July 16, 2010 - 11:03 PM
Chocolate dipped nuts.