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Is Aunt Frawn a Vamp?
Seriously, what’s up with Aunt Frawn and her iPhone game playing habit? I wake up between 6:30 and 7 while Michael gets ready in the morning and no sooner do my eyes open then Aunt Frawn buzzes me because she just played QAT or JUS in Scrabble. And then as I’m drifting off to sleep watching Chelsea Lately, Frawnster buzzes me again. Does Aunt Frawn sleep? Or is she a vamp? When does she have time to maintain a lovely household, a lovely husband, two lovely children and yet manage to find time to lose to me at Scrabble? We are going to have to ask her to pronounce “Sookie” before we can make any determinations regarding her undead status.
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LOL.. “sookie’s mine!”
Oh Frawn… gotta love her.
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I wish you could hear me say Sookie, cuz then your question would be answered. Sorry I did not respond sooner, but I have been trying to keep ‘her’ from finding Bill.
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Oh, and btw, turn your notifications off, problem solved.
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Hell no. I’m not turning off notifications. Your little buzz is the only company I have in far flung Oakland while Misha sleeps and I can’t.
July 17, 2010 - 11:32 PM
And I notice there is no actual denying of the vamp status.