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DeadRuntz Comics #8
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DeadRuntz Comics #13
January 27, 2011 - 1:02 AM
Tags: Deadruntz, die? diet?, fat, i hate taking pictures, picture, shawnito dies, skinny
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 3 comments
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
Shawnito’s New Tattoo
December 8, 2010 - 3:36 AM
Tags: areola, black sheep, Blanche, dorothy, Golden Girls, ink, Llama, new, rose, sophia, tattoo, thank you for being a friend
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
We all know how Shawnito loves to get new tattoos, but oddly enough he is feeling really shy about showing his new ink. Well my salty spy Tiffany “Black Sheep” Areola snapped this picture of it for me to show all of you! He really loves those girls doesn’t he?
DeadRuntz Comics #12
December 7, 2010 - 11:00 AM
Tags: cheesesticks, Deadruntz, Double Double, extra pickles, fries, in & out, jack in the box, jay's little sad voice, lazy cow, poor misha, poor poor misha, really... we feel really bad for misha
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 5 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #11
November 22, 2010 - 2:42 AM
Tags: bbq place, Chopped, Deadruntz, FML, Food Network, lesson learned, stuffed peppers, wine
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 2 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #9
August 10, 2010 - 12:35 AM
Tags: anal sex, bike, Deadruntz, fart, lazy, nice tattoos shawnito, rotten eggs, Shawnito is a whore on saturdays, Who Said It?
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 2 comments
She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk
August 5, 2010 - 12:17 PM
Tags: Aretha Franklin, black sheep, Lane Bryant stretch pants, love, Posts by Shawnito, Salty Bitch
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 15 comments
So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after Black sheep Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn. Shawnito Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes. I will [...]
The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”
July 27, 2010 - 2:26 PM
Tags: Aretha Franklin, black sheep, Lane Bryant stretch pants, office, Posts by Shawnito, Salty Bitch
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 7 comments
Monday Shawnito: Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants Co-worker: You know I shop there right? Shawnito: …….(walking away) Co-worker: Now I’m salty Shawnito: They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole Co-worker: Label whore Tuesday Co-worker: Good morning Shawnito Shawnito: Good morning (walks over to her desk) Hey Aretha Franklin [...]
Formspring
June 11, 2010 - 4:19 PM
Tags: ask me some shit bitches, fads, formspring, internet, questions, tiffany
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
So a lot of people have been asking me lately if I have a Formspring account. I first heard about this a couple months ago when Tiffany told me she had one, and at the time I thought it was totally stupid sounding. Well cut to me signing up today for one. I’m such a [...]

July 10, 2010 - 9:19 PM
OMG, I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!
July 10, 2010 - 9:20 PM
so wrong but so right, so wrong but so funny!!!!
who’s the black sheep? I’M THE BLACK SHEEP !!!
July 10, 2010 - 10:41 PM
Tiffany, keep your fem-jizz under control, please. Or we’ll do to you what we did to Kitty — SHIP YOU OUTTA THE COUNTRY!
July 11, 2010 - 8:15 PM
who’s kitty??? and what country, i might be interested.
July 12, 2010 - 12:38 AM
dear baa baa,
kitty is alfies lady friend. she’s currently in espana
Have you any wool?
July 12, 2010 - 9:59 AM
I love it! Yay for the farm gaining a black sheep!