November 23, 2010 - 3:22 AM
Tags: accents, boo, brownies, bubbles, champagne, cows, double cheeseburgers, favorite things, hunnies, lunch, Madonna, martuni's, money, Music, onion strings, trolls, what are some of your favorite things?
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
Champagne’s cute bubbles and lunch with my hunnies Drinks at Martuni’s and fists full of monies Fantastic music that I love to sing These are a few of my favorite things! Cuddles with my boo and baked chocolate brownies Men with cute accents and things that are cuties Double cheeseburgers with fried onion strings These [...]
July 28, 2010 - 5:16 PM
Tags: AIDS Life Cycle, board game, book, bucket list, business, david beckham, europe, lick, Portugal, safari, sky diving, weight
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Ok so I finally figured out my bucket list. Enjoy. 01-Ride the AIDS Life Cycle 02-Visit Portugal (Among other European nations) 03-Sky diving 04-Invent my own board game 05-Go on an African safari 06-Drive across country (I don’t think I could bike Alfie… we’ll see) 07-Write a book 08-Own my own business 09-Achieve and maintain [...]
Fine. I’ll do it. Benutty’s Bucket List: be on Survivor and/or Big Brother and/or Amazing Race go to a World Cup game live in Manhattan become a published author perform in drag at a bar/in public And for the hell of it… Benutty’s Fuckit List: Landon Donovan Jay-Z The Rock Alcide George Clooney
July 20, 2010 - 7:58 PM
Tags: belly flap, carnival, Condoms, crevices, drinking and driving, Gary Jr., glasses, mayo jar, napa, ouch, peju, phone, Question of the Week, sandwiches, wallet, wine
Posted in Question of the Week | 4 comments
This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA: I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed? Thanks for the question Calipeach… You know this [...]
July 23, 2010 - 4:20 PM
I have a book I received for Christmas one year called, “2,001 Things To Do Before You Die.” It is in a checklist format, so every once in a while (when I have time to be bored) I go through and start marking off what I’ve already done. Although most things in there are absurd, like “Wake up next to Brad Pitt,” some of them would be fun to strive for.
Point. One item in the book that I have not yet marked off is: Plan a Family Reunion. This is on my bucket list and I am currently in the process of planning one! It is scheduled for April 2011 (stay clear of Lake Tahoe that weekend if you have a fear of trolls). Anyway, I’m proud of myself for following through with the goal and wanted to share it with the hunnies.
Loves.
July 23, 2010 - 7:05 PM
Barf.
Carnival and the Atlantic sound like snooze-fests.
July 24, 2010 - 9:15 AM
Can we just do a list of things we want to be before we turn 30?
July 24, 2010 - 10:03 AM
I’m sure Nick would love to think about the things he wanted to do 14 years ago.
July 25, 2010 - 10:05 AM
How about just two things I want to do before 2am?
July 25, 2010 - 12:44 PM
Alife: Steak and a blowjob? That’s already on my list.
July 25, 2010 - 1:39 PM
I’m doing that! It’s a 30 before 30 list, it’s not complete yet though.
and I hope Alfie (or Alife as Jay likes to spell it) didn’t get a steak and a blowjob before 2am so there will no more Kitty for him to play with at all. Any of his three…
July 25, 2010 - 2:01 PM
Well this before 30 shit doesn’t really work for me… I hate all you young bitches. Life goes by pretty fast, and before you know you’ll all be 30. So die!
Kitty… Can I play with all 3 kitties? Yesssssss. While Judge Judy is on.