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Alfies Bucket List
Eight things and two people I want to do before I die:
- Ride my bike across the country and back.
- Visit Lebanon/Syria
- Visit Portugal
- Become a certified sommelier
- Ride Paris-Brest Paris
- Go to a 49ers Superbowl
- Learn a second language
- Backpack across the entire John Muir Trail
- Gary jr.
- Alexis Bledel
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Diet Update 03/21/11
March 21, 2011 - 10:57 AM
Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet, everyone hates dieting, exercise, iPhone, lose it app, weight
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
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March 7, 2011 - 3:51 PM
Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet, everyone hates dieting, exercise, iPhone, lose it app, weight
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
Well it looks like a lot of you do better than me this last week. I blame the illness and the girl scouts for this! I also didn’t do much of a bike ride this weekend… blah! Seriously though I am sucking major balls at this. To everyone I know…. Stop letting me eat poorly! [...]
Diet Update 02/28/11
February 28, 2011 - 12:18 PM
Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet, everyone hates dieting, exercise, iPhone, lose it app, weight
Posted in Posts by Nick | 9 comments
It has been one week since we started the diet and it is time to see how everyone is doing. Please comment below if you have not already notified me of your loss this week. I’ll admit that I did not do the best job counting my calories this week, and my binge drinking on [...]
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Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet, everyone hates dieting, exercise, iPhone, lose it app, weight
Posted in Posts by Nick | 18 comments
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Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet blog, dieting, fell off the wagon, iPhone, lose it app, oops
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
Oops… Kind of slacked off on my diet for a couple months. I’ve been dreading weighing myself again because I didn’t want to find out that I gained hella weight back. Today was the day though, and it wasn’t as painful as I thought it was going to be. I gained 5 pounds since the [...]
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Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, corte madrea, diet blog, dieting, golden gate bridge, iPhone, lose it app, sausalito
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
Finally I can fucking post an update! 4 weeks has past and I finally lost 1 pound. Ugh that was not easy… I don’t like this plateau bullshit. It better start dripping off right now… can you imagine that? If it actually dripped off. Blah! So I went on a 34-mile bike ride this weekend, [...]
Diet Update 07/12/10
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Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet blog, dieting, golden gate bridge, iPhone, lose it app, sausalito
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
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Tags: biking, dingleberries, Glee, greasy, hefty, metal detectors, mousy, musical, nappy beards, personals, scabs, sex, sexually ambiguous, smokey the bear, stinky hole, unions, utters, yoga
Posted in Question of the Week | 1 comment
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March 15, 2010 - 8:30 AM
Tags: biking, calorie counting, champes, girl scout cookies, thunder thighs, walking
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
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Diet Update 03/08/10
March 8, 2010 - 9:20 AM
Tags: biking, calorie counting, exercise, pulled pork, walking, yay
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
Mama say what?! I did a really good job this week of not going over my calorie limit, and I did some light exercise (biking, and walking). By some miracle I seem to have lost 5 pounds since last week. I don’t know where those 5 pounds were, but I hope they don’t come back. [...]
July 28, 2010 - 11:25 AM
Ohhh.. one of your bucket list items is on mine as well… (no it’s not gary jr.)
I’ll post mine later today.
Oh and riding your bike cross country and back would take forever!!!
July 28, 2010 - 2:33 PM
you dumb bitch (nick), i better be on yours too.
alfie is so cute. all he has to do is ask and we can tick a couple of these puppies off the list. in fact, im willing to put out on a bike or on the trail. alfie, you know my number. call a girl.
#gaysummer
July 28, 2010 - 2:34 PM
Alfalf, I’m down for the JMT. I love hiking!!!
JMT 2012
July 28, 2010 - 2:40 PM
Yeah Gary, isn’t doing you part of the test to become a sommelier?
July 28, 2010 - 3:08 PM
Benutty! Love it. Haha. Swirl me. Sip me. Spit me out.
Sommelier 2013.
July 28, 2010 - 4:55 PM
I’m disgusted!
July 28, 2010 - 7:38 PM
Adding to farmy glossary: “I’m disgusted” means Nicks puss-puss is getting moist like her fresh brownies (stirred exactly 30 times)