The night before the Amazing Race I get a text from Benutty regarding his attempt at written intimidation. Below is our conversation, starting with his text:

You’re going down tomorrow. And not on Misha.

I intend to do both. Thank you very much.

Ha!! One of the challenges is to give Jay head because it’ll keep Nick from having to do it for 20 months. Coz there are 10 teams = 20 people = 1 less bj a month that PigNick has to give up.

Talk about a Road Block. Barf.

Hahahahaaahhhaaaahahaha omg died. That’s an insta-shouldn’t have said it then.

Haha. Yes. Perfect. Viet My Knees.