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2010 World Cup Our Balls!
Congratulations to the first ever World Cup Our Balls champions — SPAIN!!! Spain has so many hot players. Villa, Fabregas, Valdes, Casillo, Torres! OMG. But not Puyol. Oops. Definitely the hottest team in the tournament.
Ooooh la la papi come over to mami, yes. Huhhhhnnn cup your balls then spin around like a dancing queen in my bedroom. Naked. Yes. Spain. Ole! Moo.
And the Golden Booty was a tie, bitches. Because Gary Jr. didn’t vote. But since I run this shit, I get to break the tie.
FABREGAS wins!! Yay. Hot. Hottest player in the tournament to be exact. And he wants his own show…
July 14, 2010 - 3:12 PM
Gary dies tonight at 2am
July 16, 2010 - 8:59 AM
I am disappointed that you have no mentioned the actual hottest player on the Spain team, the Basque player, Xabi Alonso. He is the hottest player in the whole tournament… thank you.
July 16, 2010 - 9:03 AM
You’re welcome.
But, real talk for a second, he’s not that cute, Kitster.
July 16, 2010 - 4:15 PM
He is not bad Kitty.. but come on.. Villa is way hotter.
July 17, 2010 - 11:40 AM
I would take Xabi over any of those other fools, any day. Especially Villa and his little baby voice.