She’s back. Yes, my temp job ended almost 2 weeks ago but that bitch I work with is back. I got a call last Friday saying that the temp agency wanted me back to work on my old project again. Apparently, there was some clean up work that needed to be done and that it would probably only last for one day. The temp agency also told me that it was only going to be me there because there wasn’t much to do. Well, I wasn’t doing anything so I said SO WHAT! WHO CARES?!? I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING. WHY NOT MAKE SOME CASH FOR MY PINOT GRIGIO HABIT?

I show up at the firm and I am greeted by my boss. She then says, “Oh right on time. We’ll just wait here a little bit longer until that bitch you work with shows up.” (Or something like that). I’m like, “Oh hells no! That bitch I work with has returned from the grave. I thought it was only going to be me doing the work here. Ugh.” (Or something like that). And my boss is like, “You and that bitch were the only two asked back. You were our best temps and we wanted to ask you both back.”

The bitch shows up. We start working. We work three hours and run out of shit to do. So they let us go home early and that was it. Haha. We were laid off again. Haha. Love it. Unfortunately, with just me and her in the room, she didn’t have anything awful to say. I didn’t stink up with office with food. I didn’t chew with my mouth open. And she was Chatty Kathy. In fact, she was downright pleasant. We laughed and had a great time. Almost like seeing an old friend. She mentioned that she might add me on Facebook. And then I got worried because she might find out about these posts. But everything I wrote is true. And I think she owns her bitchiness. I almost wanted to go have happy hour with her when our 3 hour day was over. Could she possibly be a huhns? Who knows.