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Someone Dies Tonight
I get to work today, and I find this pinned up on my cubical wall. Someone will definitely die tonight.
At least it is a skinny piggie I guess, and something edible. Hunnn
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So the llama CERTAINLY dies tonight by multiple sets of hooves.
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ask the swine i just said i was looking for other animals but could not find any. i got love for you bitches also.
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