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Good Movies and Bad Movies
BAD MOVIES
Now, to start off with a caveat, I am no major movie buff and have no credentials to critic anybody but… What fucking moron Hollywood dickhead decided it was a good idea to take two washed up Hollywood actors who have only made bad spy movies for the last decade and put them in a spy movie together. In the past decade this is what we have gotten:
a) Comic Book Movies ( i.e. X-men, X-men two, X-men three, The Hulk, Iron Man, Iron Man two, Batman Begins)
b) Sequels and Prequels (i.e. X-men, X-men two, X-men three, The Hulk, Iron Man, Iron Man two, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Star Trek, Toy story 3, Shrek 4)
Now though, we’ve hit a new low… combining old bad plots to make new movies!
I mean… isn’t Knight and Day really just going to be a combination of Charlies Angles meets Mission Impossible? This movie WILL suck!
GOOD MOVIES
On a brighter note, Nick recently introduced me to an amazing movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch!!! This movie was awesome. It was funny, unique, original, and … A MUSICAL! I love it.
June 21, 2010 - 5:00 PM
LOVE Hedwig! Have you ever seen it live? SO GOOD!
June 21, 2010 - 5:03 PM
Hedwig is amazing and must be seen live… we will definitely be going if it returns to the city.
June 21, 2010 - 5:03 PM
I can’t wait for John Cameron Mitchell’s directorial debut this winter! With Nicole Kidman starring in it. Magic.
June 22, 2010 - 3:50 PM
Knight and Day makes me want to kill someone. And why is Tom Cruise always a fucking spy?
He needs to get beamed up to the mothership and die. That’s right. Craig said it.
June 22, 2010 - 6:54 PM
Don’t worry Gary Jr, Cruise is on his way out…
typecasting is the step between
people realizing you can’t act very well
and
people not wanting you to act at all.