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Dead at 2am: Part 5
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Not-So-Deep Conversations
May 20, 2011 - 9:57 AM
Tags: bathroom, fart, lesbians, not-so-deep thoughts, San Francisco, shit, toad hall
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 3 comments
Picture it: At Toad Hall last night with Gary Jr…. Gary Jr.: Ew someone farted by us Me: No… someone took a shit in the bathroom, and you know who takes shits in bars don’t you? Gary Jr.: Benutty? Me: Um no…. Lesbians.
This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Ding Dong Ditch!!
February 11, 2011 - 4:00 PM
Tags: and no they are not kids... they are douche bags, dead, door bell, doorbell ditch, gary jr is a big hot mess, keep one eye open, sushi, toilet, twitter
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
Gary Jr. is such a god damn mess. So last night I was sitting on the toilet when I heard the doorbell ring. Jay buzzed in whoever it was, and I could hear him say “hello?”. Apparently it was no one though. I just figured it was some douche bag kids pushing buttons as they [...]
Overheard It
January 28, 2011 - 12:53 AM
Tags: bathroom, gross, overheard, tight, was one of them shawnito?, what exactly went on in there?, work
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
I overheard this at work yesterday as two guys were walking out of the bathroom: Yea I didn’t think it was going to be that tight. Then they went their separate ways. Umm… what was that about?
Baa Baa Black Sheep Dies @ 2am
January 7, 2011 - 1:30 PM
Tags: 2am, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Blue and white Shoes, Blue Top, Dies, Posts by Shawnito, Purple Shoes, Purple Top
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 12 comments
I do love the Black Sheep but she kills me. she gets her name because she loves to wear all black all the time and one day I made the mistake of telling her to add a little color to the mix….. so cut to the Black Sheep strutting in with her purple chucks on [...]
Dead at 2am: Part 6
January 1, 2011 - 2:00 AM
Tags: bathroom, bedroom, beer, boxing, breather, champes, chocolate, dead at 2am, death, eats chocolate on the shitter, pig sex
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 4 comments
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
Christmas with the Benuttys
December 29, 2010 - 6:02 PM
Tags: Benutty Christmas, Brooch Boutique vs. Brooch Barn, flipped off, FrankieRose, I want some more homemade minestrone, real Italians re-gift, sugar cookies, when Aunt Fran attacks
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty, Videos | 4 comments
Christmas with my family is always a good time — full of the usual traditions, shit-talking, sugar cookies and re-gifting. And if you follow me on Facebook then you already know Frankie Rose got me the most glorious jewelry box to keep my classy brooches in and if you’re Nick, Frankie Rose or HRH then [...]
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
Have You Done A “Gary” Lately?
November 29, 2010 - 5:52 PM
Tags: a gary, bathroom, dropping off the kids while listening to peacock, have you done a "gary" lately?, jupiters, texting, thai
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
Here’s a little text convo Misha and I had this weekend: Me: When are you guys available for dinner? Misha: Gary got home an hour ago. We’re free. Me: Ok well we plan to feast in the east bay, but have no clue where yet. Misha: Cool… there’s the Thai place we went to last [...]
June 8, 2010 - 3:02 PM
There’s about 7 seconds of the film that isn’t pitch black. Oops.
June 8, 2010 - 3:03 PM
yea… it is kind of a mess.. but i love your scream at the end…
June 8, 2010 - 8:58 PM
yes, love the scream.
also, the bad visibility of the video is a metaphor for how you blacked out drunk that night, Frankie-huhhhnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaay