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D@2 Blogger is Mama-mama-razzi’d in NYC Gay Weekly Rag!
Look who was photographed in NY’s gay weekly magazine “Next” among the hotties at Splash Bar during the NYC Gay Hockey Association Bachelor Auction!
To the right is my new drag idol, Peppermint, who hosted the event. Loved her! Too bad I wasn’t at Splash last week when Kylie showed up! Fucked.
Don’t miss the brooch! It’s there huhhhns.
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Papa-papa-razzi
December 24, 2010 - 12:55 PM
Tags: Cucci purse, filthy funky, Gary Santa, mop, Nick's pig sty on Shalita's head, no words needed coz that walk is enough, paparazzi, red rat's nest, santa baby, Shalita Double-Double, shalitterbox
Posted in Paparazzi, Videos | 4 comments
If it walks like Shalita Double-Double, has a rat’s nest like Shalita Double-Double, wears secretary clothes like Shalita Double-Double, doesn’t look both ways when crossing the street like Shalita Double-Double, has no friends like Shalita Double-Double, and smells like a shalitterbox then, well, it’s probably that filthy funky fucking whorebag Shalita Double-Double. Yeah, girl, look [...]
You Know What I Hate?
April 13, 2010 - 12:03 PM
Tags: lord of the rings quotes, peppermint, york, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 4 comments
I hate that I bought a York peppermint patty the other day. Every time I open the refrigerator I see it staring at me. It’s saying “Opening me Nick… taste my sweet chocolate, and cool peppermint center”, and then I say “Eww.. Stop acting like Gary Jr.”. I do plan on eating it one of [...]
Question of the Week (02/27 – 03/05)
March 4, 2010 - 2:52 PM
Tags: Alexander the Great, campanile, fivesome, foursome, new Bill of Rights, Ozzy Lusth, phone sex, Rihanna, Sonica, Taoism
Posted in Question of the Week | 2 comments
Q: Answer the following taboo questions: RELIGION, PHILOSOPHY AND POLITICS: 01) Do you believe in God? Mostly no. But I believe that “God” is one interpretation of what I believe to be a unifying spiritual center to the world. 02) What religion, if any, do you most identify yourself with? Probably Taoism — mostly with [...]
Keep the Monkey Caged!, They Say
February 6, 2010 - 12:45 AM
Tags: "wanna see my dick?", baby hands, caged monkey, camping, intervention, paparazzi, sloppy drunk monkey
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty | 2 comments
We don’t let the monkey outta his cage often because when we do he always manages to hurt himself and our reputation. Take for example the time we brought him along camping — our resident chimp had 8 drinks too many and was photographed by the paparazzi falling backwards off the log by the campfire! [...]
Our Lady Redeemer: Lucky Penny
January 28, 2010 - 9:13 PM
Tags: chicken melts, extra pickles, fox theatre, Kylie, Lucky Penny, sour cream
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 7 comments
If there’s one thing you should know, you should know that the divas love some late night Lucky Penny. Lily and Sandy are our lady lovers at the Lucky Penny. Nick gets the chicken melt, Benutty gets omelets with sour cream on the side and I get the San Franciscan burger with extra pickles. Long [...]
Papa-papa-razzi
January 17, 2010 - 2:55 AM
Tags: birthday, paparazzi, str8
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty | 3 comments
Looks like the animals escaped the Farm for an evening of scandalism for Alfie’s birthday. Too bad they weren’t looking when the troll whipped out his mamiPhone.
Gary Jr. Sings a Song for His Sweetums
January 1, 2010 - 2:30 AM
Tags: champes, Kylie, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 2 comments
This is what happens when you leave Gary Jr. alone with a voice recorder, a bottle of champagne and a Kylie CD. Lady Sings The Blues Toodles, Gary Jr.

June 7, 2010 - 2:51 PM
Peppermint is a disaster.. love it!
Cute picies..
June 7, 2010 - 7:34 PM
Haha, Love it, Love you! AND it’s a really cute picture!
June 7, 2010 - 9:13 PM
So awesome! And it’s a really good picture. YAY